It seems most of the time we share pretty depressing and serious topics in this forum. Lets have a thread to lighten the mood and make it more lively. Lets share our favorite doctor/medical/fitness Joke, Quote or comic as well.
I will start will this light joke:
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A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter’s strange eating habits. ‘All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?’
****‘Eventually,’ said the Doctor, ‘she will rise and shine.’
Once a man went into GP surgery(clinic) to sort out a lot of pain that he had been getting in his tummy. As the doc started to enquire from him"so, what’s ur concern sir?“, the poor chappy was in so much pain that he could only say” AAAAAAAAAAAAhhh".
The doc asked him again “So, what is the reason that brings u here?” The poor guy said"OOOOOOOooooooo !!!“.
The doc tried one last time and said” Sir, I need to know what’s the cause of ur trouble???" The patient could just scream out aloud in “UUUUUUuuuuuuuuu!!!”
The doc had enough of all this by now.
He finally said"Oh ! now I get it what is the root of ur illness, you have got Irritable Vowel Syndrome !"
Once a guy visits a doc,he says doc meri body pain kar rahi hai.
Doc say how come? The guy says when i touch my leg ,it pains.
When i touch my face ,it pains, when i touch my feet ,it pains.
They doc say show me ur finger with which u touch ur body parts n they pain.
Doc say hmmm, duffer, tumhari ungli main pain hai.
Get it?
