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Father to his son: haan baitay tu doctor nay kiya kaha?
Son: kaha hai k meri doer ki nazar kharab hai.
Father tells his son to look up in the sky and asks: baitay woh asman pay kia hai?
Son: chaand.
Father: demaagh kharab hai doctor ka, itni doer chaand nazar aa raha hai or kehta hai doer ki nazar kharab hai.
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Thanx for sharing man :k:
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $800.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said,
"Neither did I when I was a doctor.":D
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Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out !
Certainly, which way did you come in ?
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
haha
**hi everyone
Q: What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an ECG?
A: A double blind study!!!! **
Hi everyone
Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it
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I found this story online and wanted to share...
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
*If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with
you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular
workout routine.
*
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of
personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football
cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a
try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named
Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and
model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club
encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well
worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me.
She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a
dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!
Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the
skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout
today. Very inspiring!
Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already
aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be
a FANTASTIC week-!!
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda
made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then she put
weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the
full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!!
It's a whole new life for me.
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter
and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in
both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I
parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club
members. Her voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and
when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair
monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity
rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in
shape and enjoy life. She said some other **** too.
THURSDAY:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin,
cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an
hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes
Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran
and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny ***** to find me.
Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.
FRIDAY:
I hate that ***** Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other
human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic
little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move without
unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.
Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if
you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn bar bells or
anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.
Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir
director?
SATURDAY:
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice
wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her voice made me want
to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even
use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather
Channel.
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and
thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my
daughter (the little ****) will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a
root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over,
he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
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Okay, the shikra and EMM one is hilarious
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@ shweetz posts
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zaroor hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
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^ out of all the jokes here.. this one makes a lot more sense ! :D:D:D
kidding.. nice jokes ya'll :D
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At a party a woman was talking to a doctor. "What kind of a doctor are you?" she asked.
"A Naval surgeon," he replied.
"My, how you doctors specialize," she said.
'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."
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A fresh doctor enterz da operation theater & after 2 hours he come out n look towards the sky n say " Aye ALLAH pehla gift bhaija hai qubool keejiye." 
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