Corny Joke Contest

phatima · January 10, 2006, 11:29pm

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paki boy is winning

phatima · January 10, 2006, 11:30pm

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My goodness! The NERVE of some people!

Bring it on Jassoosy!

BRING

IT

ON!!

(not here, though. Cafe it is.)

paki_boy · January 10, 2006, 11:33pm

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Wohooo!!!

paki_boy · January 10, 2006, 11:37pm

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What has no begining, no end, and nothing in the middle?

A doughnut :D

phatima · January 11, 2006, 1:01am

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^ That was logical, hence, not corny.

I liked the fans one

fghd · January 11, 2006, 3:40am

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Q: what does one milk say to the other?
A: wats up doodh (du-de)

paki_boy · January 11, 2006, 4:42am

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^^

phatima · January 11, 2006, 3:33pm

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okay EMM that is REALLY corny, kasme.

Coming from you, it’s not a surprise
Emm takes the lead.

Ma_Mooli · January 11, 2006, 3:57pm

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Q) whats long, thin and red?
A) a red thread

Q) whats long thin and black
A) the red thread’s shadow.

Femme_Fatale · January 11, 2006, 8:07pm

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X: Whats yellow, has a hump and sings
Y: Dunno
X: A canary duhhhh
Y: but a canary doesn;t have a hump
X: Oh that was just to confuse you.

danial · January 11, 2006, 8:45pm

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see FF thats why they made you a MOD,
Cause you are not funny

cheetah · January 11, 2006, 8:49pm

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crappest joke eva
what is a lemons favourite drink

lemonade

waqi06 · January 11, 2006, 8:59pm

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**- This lady had a broken tv set, so she called the tv repairman. So he came over and looked at the set, and said,“Bad news,ma’am…your tv needs a blood transfusion!” The lady was bewildered !! She said," Wait a minute,…how can a tv need a blood transfusion?" The repairman said,“well,you see here ma’am…this is one of those new plasma tv’s!!”

You think that was corny…read this…

A rope walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “can I get a beer” the bar tender says “no we don’t serve ropes here, get out.” so the rope goes out side and ties himself in a knot and mess up his hair and goes back in. He says to the bar tender “can I get beer?” the bar tender says hey aren’t you the same rope I just told to leave, and the ropes says…"No I’m AFRAID NOT! (knot)

Made me wanna**

phatima · January 11, 2006, 9:16pm

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Mooli LOL hahaha

Keep 'em coming, folks. :D

Femme_Fatale · January 11, 2006, 9:18pm

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Genius this was about unfunny jokes.

danial · January 11, 2006, 9:38pm

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oh,

sac · January 11, 2006, 9:40pm

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Teacher to student : Tawanai kia hoti hey ?
Student: Jis taway per nai baitha ho

parissenoor · January 18, 2006, 11:15pm

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rules: before posting on gupshup joke forum make sure your PC is on!

but what does PC mean?

paste/copy;)

5Abi · January 19, 2006, 2:37pm

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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you,"says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

danial · January 19, 2006, 4:22pm

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hahahhahahahahahaha
LMAO