I’m seeing lots of corny jokes here in this forum (majority of them being my own).
So I’ve decided to have a contest. Whoever posts the corniest joke wins.
I’ll go first, as I am the Queen of Lame Jokes.
Q: What do you call a deer with one eye?
A: I have no eye-deer! (I have no idea)
*Tip: Usually when you explain the joke, it makes it sound even cornier.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
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Q:which room in your house the Ghosts are most afraid off.
A: the living room.
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I’m winning so far 
C’mon people! BE CORNY!
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Q: what did one butcheek say to the other?
A: if we stick together we can stop this ****.
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Q: What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
A: Looking for Pooh
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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Yoo
Yoo who?
You don't have to call, I'm right here.
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LOL 5abi that second one killed me 
But so far, The Hunk is winning the contest with that absolutely moronic joke he just posted 
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1.wat vampire whines allot?
…a pout dracula:smooth:
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^
my bad i made a typo..but i fixed it now...so u can laugh a fake laugh and tell me its mad funni :D
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I still don't get it. What the heck is a pout dracula?!
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Cop making rounds: “Is there anyone else in that car with you?”
Banker: “No, I’m a loan officer.”
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^ Oh the lameness! :D
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maybe we should have a contest for lame jokes
i might win :p
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
(its a joke forum, right...? :) )
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a guy who suks ur blood…whines while pountin 
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yaar kia kehna chah rahey ho?
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^
ji koun?