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omgg 
5abi I bet that’s the joke you crack whenever you go over as a rishtaa to a girl’s house. No wonder you’re still single 
jk
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so I am winning so far 
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- What did Spock find in the bathroom?
- The Captain's log
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Height of corniness (Dohhh!!!):
Robert wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party.
Robert is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Robert had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Robert sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Nancy
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Robert asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken Coffee Table $39.99 Hot Breakfast $ 4.20 Two Aspirins $ .38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . Priceless!!!
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Did i ever say that corny is my middle name?
CHINESE PROVERBS
- Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
- Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Rating (5/5)
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ohhhhhh, the accent. That was dymn GOOOD
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A Foreigner had a very spicy Indian dinner
Next morning he came out of the toilet and
said now I understand why indians use water
this bloody tissue paper can catch fire.
corney enough?
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Here is another one.
Not every tree can stands thirst but cactus did it.
not every animals can represent our nation but lion did it.
not every flower can represent love but rosses did it.
not every monkey can read e-mails but you did it.
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A beggar asks a man in car at a traffic light for a few Rupees.
The man says, 'If I give you the money, will you just use it to buy booze?'
The beggar says, 'No, I dont drink'.
The man asks, 'Will you gamble it away?'
The beggar says 'No, I dont gamble'.
Then the man asks, 'Then will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?'