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Q: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed. (Under 18)
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Why do you all post corny jokes on gs?
Cuz u're all corny.
Now wherez my trophy!
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jokes like those should be screened :p
j/k
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Q: What’s green, has four legs and if it falls on you from a tree, you die?
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A: A snooker table 
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Father: How were your test scores?
Son: Underwater
Father: What do you mean Underwater?
Son: They were below "C" level
(as in SEA level..)
ha ha!!
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what do u call a bear waith no socks on
(there r 2 anwers)
1.barefoot!
2.bears dont wear socks!
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ok..heres corny:
First kid: You wanna hear a joke about butter?
Second kid: Yeah go on.
First kid: Naa… you’ll spread it.
First: Shall i tell you a joke about a pencil?
Second: Yeah..
1st kid: Naa cuz theres no point to it.
1st Kid: ‘You wanna hear a joke about a wall.’
2nd kid: ‘Yeah’
1st: ‘Naa… you wont get over it.’
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HAHAHA okay the sad part is that these are actually making me laugh...
mfs hahahha
mooli, nicely done :D
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k i will explain it, papa tomato is walking with baby tomato and baby tomato is walking slowly, so papa tomato turns around and says catch up.
Ketchup, :o
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phatti eats goat meat, the little baby goats, she cuts em into small pieces and BBQ's them.
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LOL that’s so cute…
but you can’t just cut off half the joke and expect us to understand it!
Jassoos that last one is disgusting edit it right now I’m gonna kill you.
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: i m not here right now, but when i come back i will edit my joke, Thank you for asking and have a great day, cheers.:
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Let me give it a try: :)
What did the termite say when he walked into a bar?
Is the bar tender here?
Two flies are on the porch. Which one is the actor?
The one on the screen.
How do you stop a charging rhyno?
Take away his credit card!
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For your information, Mods CAN see who is offline even though they have the option of being in “invisible mode”.
I’m never gonna talk to you again. Except to answer your idiotic PMs only because I feel bad for you.
…and I don’t wanna ever see your ugly face again, MISTER! 
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Another one:
Why are movie stars so cool?
Because they have so many fans :D
mean girl, i hope you eat goat meat,