Corny Joke Contest

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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yar joke ka maza kharab ker dia
:D

We should not be ignorant and should know the truth.
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:rotfl:…sorry pata nahi tha:p

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here is another one.

What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam!

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Dont wanna keep posting
lol

where do i stand, phatima?

paya in Pheonix
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lol

:k:

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Bizz, you're are confusingly funny.

I want sheer corniness. Can we do that?

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't "unda"stand

:D

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!

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Why do you never take a shower with a pokemon?....Cuz it might pikachu!

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Why did the 1st elephant fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the 2nd elephant fall out of the tree?
He was glued to the first.
Why did the 3rd elephant fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Why did the tree fall down?
He thought he was an elephant

How many elephants fit into a Volks Wagon bug?
4

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
There is one peanut butter trail.
How do you know if two elephants have been in your fridge?
There are two peanut butter trails.
How do you know if there's been three elephants in your fridge?
There's three peanut butter trails.
How do you know if there's been four elephants in your fridge?
There's a VW Bug parked out front.

Part One:
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees!

Part Two:
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: It works, doesn't it?

Corny enough?

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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work. :p

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A Japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
Jo Hua, So Hua

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What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-Beer Singh (with silent "T")

SAVING the life of or Healing a Bird/s
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:hehe:

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Q: What did the concerned bean say?
A: What is the mutter?

:D

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:rotfl:

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:cb:

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lol

what you call a single banana?

Akailla.

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^ oh that just killed it.

:D okay jassoos is winning now!

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Excellent one yaar.
Akaila :cb:

agar
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Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

:konfused: