wa-alaikum adaab
jeeti rahin, khush rahin, sada suhagan rahin 
Hi 
Aap pagli sey phir mulaqat hui kia? 
Chacha, hum aik khaas shakhs hain unkey liye.
:
Main Aish. Rai hoon Aish Bachan nahin 
Shadi abhi nahin howi hamari 
Acha ji 
Nahin aaj nahin howi kiu?
hum khush hue apni tareef sun kar:shikra:
:aq: aap to bura maan gae ghaliib
sipahiyoo rukhsar bano ki beti ko in ki khidmat main de diya jae
ap unko unki beti say nikah karna hoga.Islami hukumat kayam karna hi hamara phla aur akhri husool hai:aq:
Avain hi Tou aajkal konsi film ki shooting chal rahi hai? 
iss ka matlab kaya hova? humain to ye bhi nahin maloom kay aap aish hain?
ye aish kaya aish-o-araam wala aish hai ya koi aur?
ye baat kuch dil ko lagti hai
baadshah salamat ki jai…
waisy aap kaya nashy main hain? ye aakhri fiqra kuch ghalat bol gai aap… aap ka aakhri husool kaya hai?
Aap Shikra se poch lein unhoon ne hi yeh naam rakhaa 
Shikra: Aaj kal main kaam films sign ker rahi hoon
Ghustakhi maaf kijiye hazoor magar lazmi nahin samjhaa
Chalo phir merey saath ziada time guzaar sako gee
aap khush to aur kya chahiye
:aq: hum apnay deen ki khatir har kurbani de saktay hain
Islam ka parcham ghup shup pe lehraye rakhna chahte hain
to aap ka nikah kab hai:aq:
Tumhari to har waqt shooting hoti hai na
to aap ja sakti hain
Magar aapkey liye tou time hi time hai Actually 2 logon k liye:
- Aap
- Deepika
JI nahin 
Motay flooder-e-azam
yeh Deepika kaun hai :aq: Om Shanti OM wali? 
Yes
wah sahib aap kay samnay iss dhagay main filmon ki batain ho rahi hain aur na-mehram mard-o-khwateen khush gapion main masroof hain aur aap khayali dunya main magan hain