...Badshah Salamat/Shikra... [Merged]

Idhar kia mein laddu baantney laga hoon jo foran idhar aa gaye ho? :smilestar:

Ok ok sorry, muaaf kar do. Chalo shabaash jaao, jumeraat ko aana :omg:

Ghalati ki muaafi chahta hoon aalijah.

Mein ye kahna chahta tha k aaj humney aapka socha. Ab aap poochengey woh kyon aur kaisay? Tou mein batata hoon lekin mein angraizi mein likhoonga taakey likhney/parhney mein asaani ho.

So this dude used to sell pakorey at the corner of the street in Pakistan and his name was badshah :smiley: He had a son who was older than me. When I was around 9-10, I had a new bike and I used to ride around in the streets. Every time I would pass by their place, his stupid son would stop me, make me get off and take my bike for a spin :mad2:

So this one time I told my uncle (dad was in the US) and he said go again as you usually go. My uncle hid at the spot where he used to take my bike. As usual, he stopped me and as he was getting on the bike, my uncle came and BAM! gave him one on the back of the neck :rotfl: After that day he never bothered me again.

Badshah salamat, aik plate pakorey hi laa dein :shikra:

Chamchay Shikra

:shikra:

ab khud kyun idher bhaggay bhaggay aae??:aq:

:snooty: hum jantay hain ke hamara roub aur dabdaba hi itna hai ke har koi hamari ek pukar pe doora chala ata hai

:omg:

Re: Chamchay Shikra

:smack:

Ab dono ki threads mein replies nahi hongi :smilestar: Ittefaq mein barkat hai, what do you say we merge both of these and rule cafe? :devil:

:aq: hum ne kabhi motar cykal nahi chalai:snooty:

badshah hai ghor sawari ke shoukeen hai aur pakooray humein bhi bohat pasand hain magar agar kaneez apnay haathon say khilay.aap kya jainein kaneez ke haath ke pakooron ka zaika.Ap to badshah ke koorhay aur pakooray khanay ke adhi hain:omg:

Re: Chamchay Shikra

:shikra: kar lein

badshah ka azab dono surtoon main nazil ho ga

Re: Chamchay Shikra

haan haan ustaad aur chaila hamesha saath saath hi hote hai :hoonh:

kar lo merge threads ko bhi :chai:

Re: …Badshah Salamat…

Motor cycle nahi paindoo, PEDAL CYCLE :smilestar:

Alijah, mein korey khaney k liye tayyar hoon, agar saath mein aik kaneez apney haathon sey pakorey khila rahi ho :shikra:

aap ka azaab nazil hota hai??:emmy:

bare advanced badshah hain aap :emmy:

Re: Chamchay Shikra

**Badshah :rotfl:

Kali bili** Aap kyon jal kar aur kaali ho rahi hain :omg:

:aq: phir aap main aur hummain faraq kya rahe ga

:snooty: badshah ki barabari koi nahi karta

Re: ...Badshah Salamat/Shikra... [Merged]

baadshah salamat aap nain wo misl nahin suni "shaitan ko yaad karo to shaitan haazir"?

:aq: to os saza ko aap kya naam dena chahti hain

:hmmm: deemaghi dora

Re: ...Badshah Salamat/Shikra... [Merged]

I thought there was a title ChamchaY in there :D where did it go?

Re: …Badshah Salamat/Shikra… [Merged]

aj kal shiko flooder ki kuchzyada hi bun rahi he :hoonh:

nafarman karnay ki waja say laqab wapis le liya gea:snooty:

:jano: hum jin say bannana chahtay hain wo to samajhtay hi nahi

lol

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yes :blush: Aajkal mein achey mood mein hoon :shikra:

Aalijah, aap itney ameer hain, kia aap mujhe guad ley saktey hain? Agar aap meri pervarish nahi kar saktey tou do chaar kaneezein inayat farma dein :blush:

aap bhi chamcha bannay main dilchasbi rakhtay hain?

:smokin2: bas " haan" bolna ana chahiye