Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

:D

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

Asif is being called by Dubai airport officials, who apparently have a job proposal for him. Because of his ability to sniff drugs from miles, one of the sniffer dogs is set to lose his position to Asif. Asif could not be reached for comments.

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

shoaib actor is the chaand and asif is the tara in our beloved pakistani flag. → :jhanda:

chaand is unfit
tara is on dope.
to hold this flag now
we gonna need a rope

Use a danda and you can solve all the three problems :D

cough cough *

chaand will be fit,
tara will be hope.
khada bhi hoga jhanda,
bas lagao yaro ek danda.

wah wah... thanku thanku

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

chand tou hai chand ...
kis ko chahiye taara ....
acha hee kia tha uss din
jub chand ney taara ko maara

:D

:smiley:

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

I just read the following comment in one of the cricinfo blogs

Cricinfo - Blogs - Rob’s Lobs - A tale of two pities

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

^ compelling analysis... thank you for posting STP

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

^ compelling analysis hahaha

Indian conspiracy ? I guess WADA has a fair number of Indian staff too.....what say ?

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

i know yar, as that indian forensics guy during the bob woolmer tragedy showed, you really cant discount anything.

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

he is in Pakistan now. he can get another dope test done and prove that he is innocent if he disputes the test results.

i think technically he cant ....

so he is indianally screwed. good for him.

anything but pakistani involvement...asif is an angel missing from heavens...most prolly went after his master head-angel-shoaib-actor and lost his way into IPL. it happens but only to pakistani angelish cricketers.

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

good for us :chai:

i mean he can get it done on his own expense.. doenst have to have ICC involved in it. people will believe him if he passes the test.

well his nandroline (or wat eva the substance is) level is around 6 ....... last time when they (he n akhter) were caught i was 12+

so there is a possibility (am not sure) tht his nandroline level will drop if he give them sample now ..................

thts a hypothetical analysis

Asif B Sample tested positive - GEO TV

Re: Breaking News - Asif CONFIRMED as player with illegal substance in IPL

the report says tht in earlier test result ......... the amount on nendroline was 6.2
while this time .. it was 5.4 ..........

remember .... both samples were collected at the same time