Thanks--the idea is to share something which makes the other person happy! Nice!
God Bless You...
Assalaam O Alaikum.
Allah SWT bless you too.
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INCENTIVE 
A NEW CONCEPT OF
WEDDING INVITATON CARDS;
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana.
**The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.
**
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she had not heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.
**She decided to to upstairs and conduct an investigation. **
**When the Brunette reached the top she found all the Blondes in fear staring straight ahead at the road clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, **
** ‘What’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!’**
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered>
***'YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER! ***
:)SOME TOONS:)
:)TOONS:)
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nice 
Hmm… looks like some part of story is missing. What happened to that guy?
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Toons are great. Can’t stop laughing.
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How To Be Sure If Someone Is An Idiot?
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**You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
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**Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.
Thinks socialism means partying.
Trips over a cordless phone.
At the bottom of the application where it says SIGN HERE he put
Sagittarius. "
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, Airport left, he
turned around and went home. **
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oh some of these had me tearing up lmao soo funny!
Picks a Network cable & tries to find the pulse to make sure that data is passing through it (BTW, its personal experience an idiot customer service Manager really did that in front of us).