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lol :D
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lol :D..................................
Enjoy
**A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a
lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were
you the night of August 24th?"
"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"
"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I
don't mind answering the question."
"I object!" the defense said again.
"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."
The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is
no reason for the defense to object."
So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the
night of August 24th?"
**
**The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know." **
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:k:
SCENARIO AT THE CORRIDORS OF POWER
ISLAMABAD
:):):):)
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:D nice.........
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Good
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nice :k:
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cool
lol
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lol coooooooooooooooooollllll
''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many friends, didn't save money, and had all the fun to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy dresses that emptied her pocket--to show off, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End
BEST STORY IVE EVER HEARD!!! Thanks.
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both r really funny 
:k:
Nana Abbu and Dada Jaan are chatting at the bar.
Nana Abbu: "I had a toothache, so I went to the dentist this morning."
Dada Jaan: "Does your tooth still hurt?"
Nana Abbu: "I don't know - the dentist kept it."
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:D
Nana Abbu and Dada Jaan are chatting at the bar. Nana Abbu: "I had a toothache, so I went to the dentist this morning." Dada Jaan: "Does your tooth still hurt?" Nana Abbu: "I don't know - the dentist kept it."
lol
hahaha
:)DELHI METRO POWER FAILURE:)
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hehehhee nice yar hahahha