ARJokes (assorted)

pyaare · March 17, 2009, 2:04pm

Re: ARJokes (assorted)

brilliant selection of jokes and pics :)

arjay · March 18, 2009, 5:56pm

arjay · March 18, 2009, 5:57pm

CINDERELLA

arjay · March 21, 2009, 10:14pm

***Ek faqir maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baitha raha ... sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye ... usey kuch na mila ...

woh phir church gaya, phir mandir aur phir gurudware ... lekin usko kissi ne kuch na diya ...

aakhir ek maikhane ke baahar aakar baith gaya ... jo sharabi nikalta uske katorey mein kuch daal deta ... uska katora noton se bhar gaya ...

faqir bola, "wah mere maula !! rahtey kahaan ho aur address kahaan ka dete ho .... "

Ziya · March 23, 2009, 8:58pm

Re: ARJokes (assorted)

Hahahah - awesome stuff! Thanks - needed the laughs! :)

arjay · March 26, 2009, 6:46am

arjay · March 30, 2009, 5:45am

arjay · March 31, 2009, 11:50am

Rajnikanth facts collection of humor articles?

YOU want to know who is Rajanikanth. ...??

Here are the facts

*Rajanikanth makes onions cry *
*Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. *
*Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them. *
*Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. *
*Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. *
*Rajanikanth can drown a fish. *
*When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off. *
*When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth. *
*Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. *
*The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things. *
*Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. *
*Bullets dodge Rajanikanth. *
*A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there. *
*Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth. *
*If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." *
*Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. *
*Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. *
*When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. *
*Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird. *
*Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. *
*Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. *
*There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up. *
*Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. *
*Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way. *
*It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. *
*Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" *
*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. *
*Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth. *
*Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise. *
*Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds. *
*With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. *
*The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death. *
*When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult. *

asho · March 31, 2009, 4:57pm

Re: ARJokes (assorted)

funny!!!!!!

arjay · April 2, 2009, 10:54am

:):)

arjay · April 6, 2009, 1:49pm

WAPDA or KESC’s NEW FIND:

arjay · April 6, 2009, 1:52pm

_Jeena · April 6, 2009, 6:27pm

Re: ARJokes (assorted)

Salaams.

Awesome jokes, thanks.

arjay · April 6, 2009, 6:34pm

Thanks--the idea is to share something which makes the other person happy!

God Bless You...

arjay · April 7, 2009, 9:30am

*I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your damn chain letters over the past few years. Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of what's left of my heart for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. *

*Because of your concern...I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. *

*I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine. *

*I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. *

*I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. *

*I no longer use margarine because it's one molecule away from being plastic. *

*I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. *

*I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. *

*I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan . *

*I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. *

*I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. *

*I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. *

*I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. *

*Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. *

*I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital ( for the 1,387,258th time ). *

*I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. *

*Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me! *

I will now return the favor.

**If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhoea will crap on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in- law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician! **

hiba_no.1 · April 7, 2009, 12:35pm

arjay · April 8, 2009, 6:15am

richa · April 8, 2009, 6:25am

Re: ARJokes (assorted)

Swell! thanx for sharin. quite hilarious.

arjay · April 8, 2009, 6:32am

You are most welcome--I am glad you enjoyed--which is something very unusual on the other threads messed up under some mission at someone's behest----:)

Silver_Falcon_Of_Kashmir · April 8, 2009, 3:43pm

Re: ARJokes (assorted)

The Rajnikanth ones are I have never laughed so much. He is a funny guy. But I hear that people in south India almost worship him.

And the one about chain mails is a killer. So true. It’s very annoying when people forward such emails. I will send it to all my friends who are forever sending me these chain mails:cb:

Thanks for sharing.