ARJokes (assorted)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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*1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is *
** Jayanti. (Note: In Hindi, Jayanti means anniversary)
**
*2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.
*
*3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
*
*4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
*
*5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from regular phone or mobile phone?
*
*6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die.
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
*
*7. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more in the car.
*
*8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
*
*9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. *
** A man asks sardar 'why are you removing a wheel from your auto'.
sardar : Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
**
*10. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. *
** Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
**
***11. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab.

*12 . American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai. Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
*
**13. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it. **

whats every1 making this eid
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GLOBAL
FINANCIAL
CRISES
(Thanks to Lehman Brothers)
:):):):):slight_smile:

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Re: ARJokes (assorted)

lolzzzzz economy jobs are awsome

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W
O
W

CNNBC video

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SHABAASH !!

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VOTERS LISTING FOR ELECTIONS

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I ADMIRE THIS MAN FOR HIS CANDID
AND MOST NATURAL WAY OF
PUBLIC LIFE…

Laloo Prasad Yadav
SPEAKS (in English)
AT THE LOCAL ASSEMBLY

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Re: ARJokes (assorted)

(hehe)

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**“HU’s ON FIRST”

(ROFL…)**

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Barish, Barkha, Pawan, Sawan
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CURRENT FINANCIAL CRUNCH SCENARIO IN PAKISTAN;
**

***Eik Saheb ney kisi sey poocha … ***

Chacha kaise ho, bache kaise hain ???

Chacha: ab kya batau’n… Bara beta share broker hai… doosre beta ne CPA kiya hai aur audit firm mein hai,… Teesre wale ne CFA kiya hai aur investment banker hai, … Chohta beta Real Estate Agent hai aur
…sabse chhota PAANWALA hai…

… Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai…

Bride and Groom's Own Dance Number
Bride and Groom's Own Dance Number
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PLEASE
PLEASE
DONT
FALL
OFF
YOUR SEAT
:):):):):):):slight_smile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7hbrPLteNU

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HAATH MEIN PEN HO..
YA SAMNE KEYBOARD…
TOU JO MARZEE AYE LIKH DOU…DEKHA JAIGA:)

B.E.A.U.T.Y
POWLARR

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Re: ARJokes (assorted)

good ones

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:D

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aur

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*Phajja is the proprietor of a Siri-Paya and Nehari Shop in Lahore. Sales are low and, in order to increase them, he comes up with a plan to allow his customers to eat now and pay later. He keeps track of the meals consumed on a ledger. *
*Word gets around and as a result increasing numbers of customers flock to Phajja’s shop. Phajja’s suppliers are delighted and are very willing to sell more and more raw materials for the meals he prepares. Phajja shows them his ledger of receivables and they extend him credit. *

A young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank recognizes these customer debts as valuable future assets and gives Phajja a credit line and then increases Phajja’s borrowing limit.

Taking advantage of his customers' freedom from immediate payment constraints, Phajja jacks up the prices of his Nehari and Siri-Paye. Customers dont mind as they are not required to pay on the spot. Sales volume increases massively; Banks and suppliers lend more; Phajja opens more outlets. He sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the customers as collateral.

**At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert bankers recognize Phajja's customer loans as assets and transform these customer assets into BONDS. These negotiable instruments are given exotic names such as SIRIBOND, PAYABOND, MAGHAZBOND AND BONGBOND. These securities are then listed on the Stock Exchange and traded on markets worldwide. No one really understands what the names mean and how the securities are guaranteed but, nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the securities become top-selling items.

One day, although the prices are still climbing, a credit risk manager of the bank decides that the time has come to demand payment of one of the debts incurred by Phajja. Phajja in turn asks his clients to pay up. One by one they refuse; the clients cannot pay back the debts. Phajja refuses to serve them any more. The clients stop coming.**

Phajja is really messed up now. He cannot fulfill his loan obligations and therefore claims bankruptcy. **
**All Bonds drop in price by between 80 to 95%.

The suppliers of Phajja, having granted generous payment due dates and having invested in the securities are faced with similar problems. The meat supplier defaults on payment to the sheep and cattle supplier and claims bankruptcy. The aatta supplier is taken over by a competitor; Pajja lays off the cook and staff. Bankruptcies soar, unemployment mushrooms.

The bank that lent the money in the first place is set to collapse. It is saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock consultations by leaders from the governing political parties with Phajja commuting back and forth in his Executive jet and Mercedes 500SEL, brokering the deal.

**The funds required to save the economic collapse are obtained by a tax levied on the citizens, most of whom do not eat Nehari or Siri-paye.

UNDERSTOOD?**

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Arjay, I really liked it. thats exactly what happened.

Now Phajja is planning to invest in GOVT bonds at 15%....hahahhaha

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Nice one

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