Another first from shoaib actor....Liposuction!!!

Mods: can u please fix the title from Lip to Liposuction

Thats how desperate he is…Liposuction…FFS, has there ever been a cricketer who has gotten one to get back in action???

Mark my words…three to five months from now (if Pak fails in both AUS and NZ) Akhter will appear in some TV show in Pak…and after Lipo he will try to convince pakistani people that he was super fit and was not selected by showing them after Lipo body.

Shoaib needs five months to get fit
Shoaib needs five months to get fit

Monday, November 16, 2009
From Abdul Mohi Shah

ISLAMABAD: Shoaib Akhtar will require another three to five months to get into shape for the strenuous cricket activities following a liposuction surgery conducted on him the other day.

The Pakistan fast bowler underwent surgery at a private hospital in Islamabad on Friday, shedding a good amount of fat in the process.

“He would require three to five months to get fit. Any one going through such surgery needs a proper rehabilitation programme to get fit and ready for the strenuous exercise. Any attempt to make an untimely comeback could further complicate his fitness problems,” said Dr Waqar Ahmad, Deputy Director General Pakistan Sports Board.

Waqar said that Shoaib is already 34. “In such an age, there are always chances of complications. Shoaib has to be careful in order to regain his full strength.”

Dr. Humayun, who the other day while talking to ‘The News’ admitted conducting surgery on the player, said Shoaib had been given general anesthesia for the purpose.

Meanwhile, former Test pacer Sarfraz Nawaz expressed his unhappiness over Shoaib’s decision to reduce the fat through liposuction. “He definitely has taken a wrong step. It is like taking a shortcut to make your body trim and ready. He should have instead tried to reduce the weight and trim his physique through workouts. That way you reduce your weight every day,” he said.

Meanwhile, the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) is totally in the dark regarding the development and no prior approval has been sought by the bowler who has decided to go through the process. “All the players who are in contract with the board are supposed to take the PCB in confidence before going through any such exercise. In Shoaib caseís we know nothing. However, we are in process of gathering the facts,” said a PCB spokesman.

Despite surgery, it is unlikely that Shoaib would be in a position get ready and in form for the Test series against Australia starting in 40 days time.

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Oh great, so he plans on coming back. Brilliant, because we really need more drama :vivo:

I was going to say - a new low for Akhtar - but that's redundant... everything he does seems like a new low...

what's particularly sad about this situation is that I thought that once this idiot retired or was kicked out, we would be rid of him. but I think he is going to be his generation's Safraz Nawaz and be a non-stop source of embarrassment for Pakistan cricket for the rest of his life just like the original Sarfraz Nawaz.

but seriously what kind of athlete gets lipo man? does he have no self respect? forget about self respect... what about his ego as a sportsman?

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Is it lipo for a cricket comeback or for a bw debut....I suspect the latter more..

More like, Lipo for Bollywood debut.

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Well, his cricketing career is over. He can do whatever the heck the wants.

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this definitely end his career... i.e. cricket career!!!...whatever SA does is actually amazing... Last time I saw him, he already looking like a bull.. I dont think that he can recover from this. his muscular structure would be effected badly cause of this, and it would now require more caution for re-building.

On the contrary, isnt the Dr not suppose to talk to the press about his patients...

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Khaskum jahaan pak … or khaskam cricket paak. Hope youngsters will learn from him that what is the end of people who think they are bigger than institution.

He should now try some doo number bollywood movie (I am sure someone will cast him agasint meera) and if that is not possible, tu he can earn money by dancing in different reality shows.

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Thank you Ijaz,, you finally did something good to Pakistan's cricket :D.

What next? testosterone injections?

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Shoaib may learn a lesson, but what about the jerks and idiots that have ruined the intitutions of cricket in Pakistan.....??????
They made him into what he is now - Its not just Shoaib who is an example - it is also the PCB...

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He thinks lipo is the answer to all his problems?! hahaha!

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^ :smack: sareee khushee gharat ker dee -----> cadet018 :smash:

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aik sey aik retractors bharti kiye huey heiN PCB ney... chairman sey ley karr captain takk.

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Well this makes sense. Ijaz Butt had no business making the statement that was attributed to him. Whether Shoaib Akhtar's career is over or not, that depends on his fitness and form. PCB chairman should not be issuing statements declaring Shoaib's career finished.

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What’s wrong in that if he’s going for lipo?:konfused:?

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Well…Actor says its a d*mn lie that is…:smiley:
says I’m gettin’ ready for the tour downunder that is…sheee:smokin2:

Shoaib hits back at fat rumours - Australia - Fox Sports

he should be on the team. Its a stupid idea to sideline him.

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He's definately a better bowler to have in the test and ODI team compared to Umar Gul...and 20 times better on any day than Sami.

Gul should stick to 20-20...Sami should stick to playing club cricket.

As for Shoaib...he needs to play a few domestic games..if he`s running in well, taking wickets, then he should definately be on the plane to Aussie land.