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Tao pochh to lain na. Yeh tameez to honi chahiye…idiots. 
Re: ..:: Anonymous Lota Bandit ::..
You people should know that even Captain Lota's abilities have their limitations and that he cannot come to everybody's help. He cannot even enter the sisters' prayer area, forget about making it to the sisters' washroom.
So Ms Phatima1 next time you dial the Captain Lota hotline please make sure you are in an area accessible to Captain Lota and please have your credit card ready. Long distance charges apply must be 18 or older.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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i have never experience to go to a masjid ever in my life.. 
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You really let me down there, pal.
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Its either save your ass (not literally) or get my ass kicked by some ninjabi sisters. What would you do?
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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^ Yeah thats what i thought too. Last i checked washrooms in masjids here (atleast ISNA and MCCC and Coopers) are fully walled. Maybe Ms Phatima was at a Cineplex Odeon or AMC's washroom.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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^ Maybe shez on drugs. :D*shrugs*
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phatz...did this take place at MCC?
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Yeah, hallunicating again. She was probaby sitting at a coffee shop when someone took away her coffee cup.. and shes imagining she was in a bathroom stall and someone took her lota away.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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LOL dont tell me you were the one who took her lota away? 
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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^phatt lives in maryland US !
btw, those who go to coopers and MCC shud take advantage of Sh. Ilyas, whoz visiting from South Africa, Brilliant guy!
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WHAT are you people talking about?!
All bathrooms have dividers! Even the one's at the Cineplex Odean!
Then, Cap'n Lota I suggest you send "Captain Loti" to come save me next time.
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Her names Wonder Loti not Captain Loti. You comic book deprived kid!
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Sorry Phats...I didn't know you were in the stall next to mine...I would have asked, but was in a hurry...
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A JOKE:
I was barely Sitting down when I herd a voice from the other
stall saying: " HI How are you ?"
Iam not the type to start a conversation in the men’s Restroom
but i didnt know what got into me , so I answered ,Somewhat
embarrassed : " Doin ’ Just Fine !"
And the other Guy says: " So what are you up to?"
What kind of a question is that ? at any point, I’m thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, Iam like you , Just Traveling!”
At this point iam just Trying to get out as fast asI Can when I
hear another question " Can I come Over?"
O.K, this question is just too wierd for me but i figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation I tell him : “No Iam a little BusyNow!!!”
The i hear the guy say nervously…
" Listen . I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my question
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dude! our bathrooms in the mosque are like lil seperate rooms, as with everywhere! dividers are soooo west-ishtyle.
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appp ladies ke washroom mein kiya ker rahe thay? 
now now, don’t tell me u mistakenly ended up there 
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Actually he did. This should explain everything:
http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/5061/washroom0ep.jpg
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Wonder Loti? She sounds like a fat Auntie on steroids.
Well, atleast one of you has a mustache sigh