..:: Anonymous Lota Bandit ::..

phatima · October 23, 2005, 5:07pm

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Back? Mein tho idher hi thee :-|

Crescent · October 23, 2005, 8:14pm

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1 nikaab outfit
9 hour drive to maryland

stealing phatti’s lota , priceless

U guys are lucky u have lotas! we have these garden thingymajiggies. with the long hoses. So you have to hold the lota far away from you so that long hose like thing can filter water thru. its a pain.

Decent_Munda · October 23, 2005, 8:18pm

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hahahhahahhahah phatii yeh sab ulti seedhi baten tumhare sath hi kyun hoti hain lolzzzzz

Gizzy · October 23, 2005, 8:36pm

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hahahaha

Must have been Captain Lota..

Sara516 · October 23, 2005, 8:39pm

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Nikaab outfit

Those garden hose thinggys r so much better, i hate lota… the sink is rite nxt to the lota, so ill fil it up but then the water drips onto my pants n stuff and th hose thinggy is hands free too! Just amke sure hte pressure goes inthe right direction for long enough

Lo0natic · October 23, 2005, 8:43pm

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phatima1:

Amazingly enough, the age of the shoe-stealing in musjids throughout the world has greatly decreased. But, with the downfall of one evil, another always arises…

I was in the bathroom stall in our musjid, minding my own business (or ‘tending to’ my own business, if you will). I reached down for the lota, when all of a sudden, a skinny brown hand creeped out from the neighboring stall and snatched the lota away from me! Shocked, I scratched my head and after a few moments of contemplation, I realized that I was screwed. The Lota Bandit flushed the toilet and swaggered on out of the bathroom. It was only until my good friend, Asma, came to my rescue shortly afterwards, as I noticed her by her shoes. She filled up the lota with paani for me, being the sweetheart she is, and I was freed from captivity.

The End.

P.S. If I ever find out who’s skinny brown hand that was, I swear I’m gonna sue.

Ha ha ha ha ha

I can’t stop laughing …

you know isi janam main tumharay saray hisaab barabar hongay
kabhi lotay say to kabhi Jhootay say

Sajalina · October 23, 2005, 8:54pm

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Man....
this thread has gotten very graphic and I can not even
find the appropriate smilie to use here.

phatima · October 23, 2005, 9:10pm

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I’m glad you all find my account humorous, atleast something good came from it.

Cressi - lol

sara - yea i like the hose things better, just sometimes they leak and that can be a real mess

phatima · October 23, 2005, 9:39pm

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Yea I discussed this earlier this morning, see. If anything, Cappy Lota would come rushing to my rescue.

NaMaan · October 23, 2005, 9:50pm

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wow ... really funny story :D

ChupKeSe · October 23, 2005, 10:05pm

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things like this onlyyyyy happen with u fati...only with u

sigh

phatima · October 23, 2005, 10:09pm

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Yea, who would've thought that my bladder would react in such timing that I'd find myself a stall right next to this Lota Bandit. :(

5Abi · October 23, 2005, 10:11pm

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Lesson: dont put the Lota close to the stall divider, if it isnt visible to the creepy brown hands in the next stall, it wouldnt be stolen again (Also Captain Lota HOTLINE: 1-888-GET LOTA)

ChupKeSe · October 23, 2005, 10:13pm

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phatima · October 23, 2005, 10:41pm

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LOL 5abi. Yea I’ll be sure to break out my cell phone (which my parents will never give me ) and call Cap’n Lota from the bathroom stall. Then the Lota Bandit freak will think I’m some kind of a Bathroom Cell Phone freak.

OMG · October 23, 2005, 11:09pm

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Astagh-fi-rullah…nauz Billah. Aik to mujhhay aisay log bohat hi burray lagtay hain. Tameez naam ki cheez nahin hoti in main. Baghair pochhay cheez utha kar lay jatay hain. I really hate those people. They must learn the manners.

Lo0natic · October 23, 2005, 11:15pm

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The reason why the lota was stolen might be because the other cabin itself had No Lota .. jo so gaya woh kho gaya !

Lo0natic · October 23, 2005, 11:18pm

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Shikra:

Same thing has happened to me. Only a little difference.

I went to the bathroom in Masjid. Before I sat down and relaxed, I checked the lota and it was empty. So I took it out and filled it. Then I went back in and started taking care of my business. Some old dude came in the next stall and after using the bathroom, he took my lota. I was pissed, but I kept quiet. Not only did he use my lota, he kept it in the other stall. Then some other desi uncle came next door, I said “Can I have the lota please?”. Uncle said in heave accent “Vat?”. I said “Can you hand me the lota please?” Uncle said “Vat?”. I knew from the accent it’s a desi dude, so I said in Urdu “Mujhe lota dey dein please” and he finally understood and did.

What does one have to do to get the lota back here?

Get aPORTABLE LOTA duh ~.. you are in the 21 century …or you might want to consider carrying a water bottle. people might get suspicios with the bottle and the LU but heck .. who cares !

C0rny · October 23, 2005, 11:55pm

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phatima1:

Amazingly enough, the age of the shoe-stealing in musjids throughout the world has greatly decreased. But, with the downfall of one evil, another always arises…

I was in the bathroom stall in our musjid, minding my own business (or ‘tending to’ my own business, if you will). I reached down for the lota, when all of a sudden, a skinny brown hand creeped out from the neighboring stall and snatched the lota away from me! Shocked, I scratched my head and after a few moments of contemplation, I realized that I was screwed. The Lota Bandit flushed the toilet and swaggered on out of the bathroom. It was only until my good friend, Asma, came to my rescue shortly afterwards, as I noticed her by her shoes. She filled up the lota with paani for me, being the sweetheart she is, and I was freed from captivity.

The End.

P.S. If I ever find out who’s skinny brown hand that was, I swear I’m gonna sue.

LOLLLLZ…
first of all i would like to convey my condolences to the victim here… …
yaar liakin phir bhi soocho to sahi…lota kaun churaye ga…
wht has this world come to…yaar kahin yeh qayamt ki nishani to nahi…ab kuch nahi bacha to lotay bhi choori honay lagay

insan · October 24, 2005, 12:26am

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jony bhai is right we can’tt tell u our expression right now, funniest thing i ever heard.

u should yell "chor chor chor " if next time some body try to do that.