An email of a married guy to an unmarried girl

[mama_ki_dua]

@Mirch

Dear pervert,
I am not available. Try your luck with someone else.
Fittay munh

@FrozenFire

Dear pervert,

i would love to spend time with you but more importantly i would like to meet my bhaabi and kids first and wanna let them know how much you care for other girls .. it wud be a pleasure to spend time with her and kids

bye.

@Decent_6Chora

Jaan Sai Peyarey BhaiJAAN,

Aap kee email milee, ankhoon ko thandak aur dil ko sakoon mila. Baad-Az-Salam arz hai k I also want to spent some time with you. Aap kabhee AEEN NAA bhabi aur bachoon ko lai ker haamrey GHAAR. Tell them k un kee NAND aur PHOPPOO un sai mileny k leyee boaht betab hai.

Faqat aap ki BEHEN
[Guppan Name]

PS: I am also BCCing reply to BHABI so that she can start packing. I know bachoon k saath kitna mushkil ho jata hai travel but I am sure as much you love bhabi, you will help her in packing !

Amazing responses

Instead of embarassing him like this she should just not bother saying anything