Zaid Hamid: The phoenix flops

First I must admit I don’t know much this guy. I have seen some videos of him on youtube and he does comes across and cult leader, but why is he getting so much attention?

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The phoenix flops

                    Posted by **[Nadeem F. Paracha](http://blog.dawn.com/author/nadeem-f-paracha/)** on  03 25th, 2010 |

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For months the Zaid Hamid brigade had been congesting cyber space and the two TV channels that the haughty ideological quack is a regular fixture on, with promises of holding a ‘massive gathering of youth’ at the Minar-e-Pakistan on this year’s Pakistan Day (23rd March).
However, the no-show by Zaid and his fans at the Minar-e-Pakistan suggests the long honeymoon Mr. Hamid had been enjoying may be as good as over.
He simply failed to reach the Minar-e-Pakistan, not because he had a massive body of passionate young men with him chanting for his caliphate, but mainly due to him chickening out in the face of an announcement made by a radical Islamist group that recently named him in a police FIR for murder.
Perturbed the articulate (but not very accurate) TV ideologue decided to hold his ‘historic’ rally at Lahore’s spacious Alhamra amphitheatre.
A man who likes posing in (passé) revolutionary attire and who it seems is always ready to pick up a Stinger missile and boldly cross into India and take-over Delhi, decided to quietly escape being at a venue where presence of a fringe group was expected.
So, the following message was fired by the man on the 23rd March: *“Alhamdulillah, for tactical reasons, the venue for Takmeel e Pakistan has now been shifted to Alhamra Open Air Theatre adjacent to Gaddafi Stadium. Insha’Allah it is going to be an emotionally charged ideological, historical, earth-shaking event. Spread the message to your friends. Each one of you please do bring along a sabz hilali parcham. Be there by 3:30 p.m. Insha’Allah. PAKISTAN ZINDABAD! ONWARDS TO TAKMEEL E PAKISTAN! See you there Insha’Allah!” *
Now that we know what the ‘tactical reason’ was for the sudden change of venue, what happened next was even more ‘earth shaking.’ No-one turned up.
Reports coming in from those who did decide to go, suggest that there were hardly a hundred Hamid fans present there. Funnier still was the fact that the Alhamra Hall was booked on urgent basis (by Hamid and co.) not as a venue for a rally, but for an ‘urgent marriage ceremony’!
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Hamid has finally arrived at that downward trajectory every cult leader reaches after experiencing a burst of following.
A simple study of cults would suggest that a cult reaches this stage when its leaders actually begin to believe in their own hype and fibs; when they get embroiled so much in the various delusions that they had been peddling that they get entirely cut-off from reality and as a consequence getting entangled in some truly awkward controversies which eventually see their carefully puffed halos burst into flames.
Zaid Hamid had nothing to do with the masses. In spite of the space that he gets on TV, his target audience remained to be large segments of today’s urban, middle-class youth that grew up under the shadow of a military dictator (Musharraf) and a Muslim polity gone crazy due to the confusion that set in after the tragic 9/11 episode.
This is the generation that became an ‘educated’ culmination of the paranoid history (taught at schools and through the media) that was enacted by the ‘establishment’ to justify constant military interventions in matters of the government, and the acts of dragging demagogic versions of Islam into the matters of the state and society.
Bulk of the current generation have failed to engage with the democratic process. Instead they have grappled in desperation to hang on to anyone who would tell them that democracy is useless (and not suited to Pakistan); or that politicians are nothing but looters; or that much of what is wrong with this country is actually due to the nefarious designs of sinister anti-Pakistan/anti-Islam forces.
This is a disastrous example of educated folks undermining the importance of what is called common wisdom. A wisdom associated to common men and women who one can see thronging polling stations during an election.
In other words, the middle-classes can become dedicated viewers of channels and the main consumers of the brands and products that are advertised on these channels; they can also join websites in huge numbers of men like Zaid Hamid, but it is common wisdom that is in majority and almost completely at odds with what is being preached in the name of patriotism and faith in the electronic media.
The silliest in this respect is the whole concept of some kind of an enlightened (Islamic) revolution that its advocates and their supposedly educated fans insist is different from the madness unleashed by those who were once our pet warriors (the Taliban).
Well, the only difference, really, between the two is that one batch can speak better English and is more media savvy.
But the latter ‘quality’ amounts to nothing, because the influence of the media pales in comparison to the role that common wisdom plays.
Take for example the many TV channels’ constant onslaught against the current PPP-led coalition government. Not only is the coalition still very much intact, the PPP has won two out of the three by-elections that it recently took part in.
One can also take the example of the United State’s FOX-News – an overtly right-wing and pro-Republican Party news channel and whose (knee-jerk reactionary) model most Pakistani news channels have followed.
FOX went into an overdrive almost a year before the 2008 US Presidential Elections, convinced that since it had the highest ratings, it might be able to persuade Americans to return yet another Republican to the White House.
As it turned out, high ratings meant Jack on Election Day. Not only was the country’s most viewed TV channel unable to stop a Democratic Party victory, but it was a victory of almost everything that FOX had stood against: i.e. classical social-democratic American liberalism, and that too led by an African-American!
I have heard many young folks talking about the ‘coming revolution.’
As a student politician in the mid and late 1980s, interacting with students at state-owned colleges and universities taught me a vital lesson: There can never be a revolution in Pakistan. Not because we are a quiet, obedient and subdued nation, but simply because we, like a majority of countries brimming with various distinct ethnicities and religions, are not the kind of a single, cohesive nation that a revolution requires.
So common wisdom dictates that a country that has a number of diverse nationalities, multiple Islamic sects, and various religious minorities, the best way to keeping it functioning as one country is not through a single, homogenous version of nationalism and religion; but with a political respect for diversity and plurality; and this can only come about through a robust democratic system.
Bigger demagogues than Zaid Hamid have risen in this country claiming to unite its people under the pretension of a single national ideology and faith. They’ve all failed, and in their failure, they have done more harm to the state and society of Pakistan than their (largely imagined) ‘enemies.’
These single ‘united’ versions of nationhood and religion have only alienated large numbers of Pakistanis, creating dangerous ethnic and sectarian cleavages.
It is democracy, with all of its trials and tribulations that we need to be celebrating, and not loud men spouting hatred, fibs and utopian delusions in the name of patriotism and religion.
Farewell Mr. Hamid. Thank you for the memories.](“HugeDomains.com”)

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well we hate him or like but he sort of rise should be a case study for politicians how one with poisnous mind can get large following by choosing right time when everyone was in unsure whats really happening around him or i may say self denial.

you are right. I always prayed almighty Allah to please stop this nonsense overambitius man who is disillusioning scores of our youth with hatred and poison in his tongue. Let our youths face reality of the situation prevalent in Pakistan. By showing them unreal paths, he was bent upon destroying our social and universal thinking. There are still numerous people who back him because he presents a 'subj bagh wali tasveer' which is dangerous for us.

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Khilafat is a dead horse, but this Zaid Hamid keeps on beating it up, in the false hopes that one day Khalifatul Muslimeen, and Ameerul Momineed Shaikh Zaid Hamid lal topi valay may become the grand maestro emperaro of Pakistan.

Yeah Right! :)

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but you guys shouldn't forget - appealing to disenchanted youth with a silver tongue and promise of glory is an effective way to become a revolutionary leader. Last time this happened, a number of youth became jihadi bombers. this is a very dangerous trend

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paracha again lol

seriously lol

what's worse, some youth following a follower of Islam or some following a drug addict journalist

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no one follows paracha. except few ppl from our neighboring country or the goras he write for. :D

or some so-called educated elite pakistanis :D

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^ couldnt agree more

its evident who says "Sabz" and "subj"!!! hardly any Pakistani pronounce Sabz as Sabj

on Paracha i agree with him on these two counts zaid hamid and hamid mir.

problem with him is he is on the other side of the equation anti-religious, and he sees everything in that context soemtimes he brings about bigotry in us but most of the time it is all what is goes around in his mind.

i hate it no less than paracha but to make it a kind of routine to write about only these ills in prestigious new paper is in my opinion an over kill and irony is he makes comedy out of it.

first learn to talk sabz n then say u are a pakistani.. dont just mingle your brain across the border

Actually it is not. According to prophecy the return of Isa (Jesus) ( peace be upon hom - i that the right thing to say?) will establish a Khilafat.

Paracha is a weirdo and he has a non existent fan base. Zaid Hamid has a much larger fan base than Paracha can ever dream off. Paracha is boring and has a problem with "Islam". He wants it to be passive and submsisve to the West so he can live his culturally Western life style. He complains about Arabic Islamic fashions being imported in Pakistan yet he is nothing but a Gora wannabe. He has an identity crisis and his writing is immature.

Zaid Hamid's background appears to be more murky and he is very active online. He has a lot of followers. He touches the young generation of Pakistanis with his aggressive style of politics. he is very critical of the current government and they dont appear to do much about him - he must have very powerful backers. Some of the things he says are very controversial even against neighbouring countries like india. However, he seems to have been wary of Obama and anticipated the change in the USA policy towards Pakistan way before he got elected.

A lot of people laugh at the idea of a Kaliphate but the only thing that will save the Muslim world is uity with one another. Even after Independence most of these countries live in hatred next to one another.

You might hate Zaid Hamid but dont use him as a excuse to laugh about Islamic prophecies. Yes he is freaky and a cultist but I have a feeling Paracha just wishes for that sort of following and nothing else.

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these are all purely ad hominem attacks. hes a druggie. he wishes he had that following. nothing on the substance of the criticism.

none of you had a problem with his drug use apparently until he offers a political opinion you dont like or disagree with. this is dishonest debating. discuss the issue on its merits, not the personal life of those offering the opinions.

there is no difference between this, and those who bring in Imran Khan's illegitimate child in political disagreements with him.

Two sayings come to mind when someone shows so much ignorance about the whole concept of Khilafat.

  1. [Khilafat ki] Rassi jal ga-ee per bal na gi-aa
  2. Na 9 mun tail (so called Muslim unity) ho ga, na Radha [Khalifah] naachay gi

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one can often see parachas intent, and its ugly

yeh what you indians know about khilafat, tum logon ki phat rahy hai abhy se

You da funny man!

So any pak who disagrees with you is an Indian. Man that's low. You live in Hustralia and automatically become an authority on awarding Pak citizenship.

Shabash. Very very Shabash.

Khilafat movement was supported by Gandhi and Hindus i.e. Hindustan's founders.

Khilafat movement was OPPOSED by Jinnah aka Pakistan's founder.

So any phat phatana will happen to the Khilafat movement that failed then, and it will fail now.

why? because in recent history, it is always championed by dimwit Islamists and their Hindu financiers.

Or if Khilafat can phut someones, it will be Khalifa ji himself. Like in suicide bombing.

you have it in your knees lol
zaid hamid is not going to start any khalafat and nor any one else any time soon. It will all happen after hazrat ISA come back to earth.