Re: "you don't look pakistani!"
I always get Turkish, Gori or Israeli. I have no clue how I could possibly resemble an Israeli.
I've had people talking in urdu about me thinking I don't understand. One time which particularly stands out is when I went to Foster Ave. in Brooklyn (its like a little pakistan area) with my brother, and a group of pakistani high school girls started saying things along the line of oh why is Z (my bro) walking around in a paki neighborhood with a white chick, and how I must be loose in order for him to refuse desis and go with an outsider. They were stunned when they got a punjabi galiyaan filled tongue lashing from me :D Hilarious, really.