yes I am 'ganja" sue me

[X2]

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@Mirch

Reha ko Jahil bola , ab khari nahi pir ji , you are ganja already , she will make you kana too.

for that she will have to meet me, and while she has stalked me in the past I think she is over that stalking behavior now

@Reha

Haan na…You should start the PTA…Pakistani Tind Association and stand up for yourselves!

universal tind association, why limit it to Pakistanis

@Sehrysh

Awww, becharay ganjay mard I feel the need to play the violin and provide morose musical accompaniment to mourn your persecution. It brings to mind a line from Shakespeare, which could have been written just for the follicly-challenged man:

“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?”

sniff you understand me hug another hug another hug ..

@queer

once again, if you were sufficiently dark-skinned, no one’d notice your receding hairline.. or even be able to pinpoint a hairline. one more reason to marry us shmexy darkies. thanks.

yaar but desi darkies have fluffy pouffy hair, the absence of pouffiness and fluffiness would point at a receding hairline or a ufo landing pad on the top of the head.

[yanzala]

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ALLAH Ganjay ko nakhun na day

[X2]

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actually in a way while this thread is in a laid back tone, it is pointing at the fact that cultural likes and dislikes apply to men and women alike. Guys just dont whinge about it on and on. The rather amusing thing is that on this very forum the same chicas who would be all boo hoo about looks vs personality and complexion issue, would be going in about guys they are running into not being attractive due to height, weight, hair, mustache, face shape etc etc.

anyhoo...this is a thread about ganjay, we need us some lovin too

prove me wrong and give me and my tanhead brothas some lovin ladies..

and real gestures, i aint askin for cheesy aashiqi maashiqi or all talk, I am a happily married man, well most of the time except when I am in the doghouse...but by lovin I mean show us some real love like send me some kebabs gift certificates and stuff.

[X2]

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ALLAH Ganjay ko nakhun na day

Kyun??? as if ganjay are not oppressed enough already, u dont even want them to experience manicure after some paraffin wax hand treatment??

you ppl are soo...soo...desi...

[TofiBaba]

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Technically, the female awaam don't mind the number of hairs on ur head.

Anyhow, when I'd recently shaved my head I asked this guy in our community (who has 8 hairs on his head) why he doesn't shave it as well. And this guys guts... He says, "Tofi yaar, funny lagay ga yaar"!

I mean come on! :D

[diwana]

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@Mirch

We are discussing desi likes and dislikes and desi trends in these forums.

And knowing how ‘desis’ love to follow non desis blindly, I brought something for them to ponder.

Just thought of securing my future…someday I will be ganja…

[X2]

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Technically, the female awaam don't mind the number of hairs on ur head.

Anyhow, when I'd recently shaved my head I asked this guy in our community (who has 8 hairs on his head) why he doesn't shave it as well. And this guys guts... He says, "Tofi yaar, funny lagay ga yaar"!

I mean come on! :D

hey man that is some sort of self loathing ganja behavior, ganjas come in all types, clean shaven brothas in scalp like you and I, the jhalar variety ganjas, the ganjas with a flap, and the ganjas with a combo of jhalar and island on the very front, we also have halo ganjas, those who have a sunroof on the top of the head or like a jewish skullcap but of tind..my former subgroup :-D

dunn be a hater brotha...

[X2]

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And knowing how 'desis' love to follow non desis blindly, I brought something for them to ponder.

Just thought of securing my future...someday I will be ganja... :)

good thing to start planning ahead, there are benefits,
u have NO bad hair days.
when u wear a hat, u dont get a hat head
wear a biker jacket type of thing and no one will mess with you
costs for hair products and barbers and all go way down.

[Shak]

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@X2

sniff its really bad, even paki Jins are anti ganja
I was walking down a beach and found a bottle and opened it, a genie came out and said u have three wishes, i was like yo later lemme think about it
at home I took my hat off and opened the bottle and the Jin said..sorry no 3 wishes..go away..ganjay

LMAO

[TofiBaba]

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good thing to start planning ahead, there are benefits, u have NO bad hair days. when u wear a hat, u dont get a hat head wear a biker jacket type of thing and no one will mess with you costs for hair products and barbers and all go way down.

You DON'T have disheveled hair when you wake up in the morning!
Wipe your shine on and you're ready to go.

[X2]

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You DON'T have disheveled hair when you wake up in the morning! Wipe your shine on and you're ready to go.

unless you belong to the matte finish category for your tind.

[partyslims]

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@X2

when are desis specially the one living in pakistan going to get out of that pathetic mentality is being bald means being ugly??? regardless of what you are, what you have accomplished in life, how nice/rude your behavior is, everything boils down to the fact that you are sporting a tind, or a halo, or a jhalar, or a combover.

i have been living in america for over 2 decades. i have been told by many many people (well mostly girls) that i am really handsome (i am not trying to brag, just making a point here, and well mostly drunk girls just to be honest and stuff) and i don’t even wear cologne everyday.

the day when i thought i looked most horrible, due to 2 week long sickness, and not having shaved a guy asked me out, that was very dodgy but then a girl asked me out too, she asked if i wanted a girlfriend and then if i wanted to party.. then I realized she was a hooker, then someone who was not a guy and not a hooker asked me out, I was in her room at the moment and she said, can you go out please..thats asking out right? Then i hear about some rishta who said no for me, because “larka acha hai, magar tind kaafi hai” are you seriously kidding me??? not that it bothers me because they said no, because i believe that it is the way of filtering out the trash booty calls, but it’s just so pathetic that it makes me mad. especially because I had not even proposed, it was like a pre-emptive rejection, like hey we know u have not proposed and we actually dont even know you, but just if there was a remote chance that you would ever propose the answer is no…now go away ganjay.

here, i vent out. now your turn.

This whole post is made of win! Keep on rockin’ brutha!

[diwana]

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good thing to start planning ahead, there are benefits, u have NO bad hair days. when u wear a hat, u dont get a hat head wear a biker jacket type of thing and no one will mess with you costs for hair products and barbers and all go way down.

:D

You read my mind, I was just going to write the benefits of being ganja...

Take a shower, go to work straight...is one of the greatest benefit.

(I mean after wearing the clothes)

[X2]

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o naheen yaar, u have to show some respect to your tind, moisturizer and sunscreen etc.
and yeah shave, i shave my noggin every 2-3 days.

[diwana]

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^ But that will take two seconds to put moisturizer/sunscreen...even while driving...no mirror needed.

[X2]

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ama naheen yaaar, we need to take more time and make it an event, its the ultimate revenge on ladies driving idiotically while putting on makeup.
its like yeah genius...its a really good idea to use eye pencil in rush hour traffic.

[diwana]

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^ And then they complain… Gaari Aahista Chalaayie na!

[Niksik]

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I hate too much hair on men’s heads. I have hubby get his haircut so you can see his scalp. The hair is just there cuz it’s there. Anyway, women have some whims and fancies… like this person I know cannot stand men who wear glasses..I mean come onnnnn, glasses look neat on a well groomed guy. And then I know another woman who never tells her husband to take care of those cracking heels and deep valleys forming on his feet because it’s so “manly”

Anyway, does your tind shine or is it matte and blended ?

[Shak]

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@Niksik

I hate too much hair on men’s heads. I have hubby get his haircut so you can see his scalp.

He lets you bully him?

:no:

[Niksik]

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@Shak09

He lets you bully him?

:no:

What bully? I own the dude
[tee hee hee]