Worst first date..

Pisiform · September 9, 2014, 5:43pm

Re: Worst first date..

I don’t go on dates. But reading through some of the responses in this thread reminded me of a university incident from a couple years ago.

There was this short, fat, hairy, Indian/Hindu dude at my uni. He was in a different program than me, but we lived on the same street in student residence, so I used to bump into him often. This one time we were both off at the same time so we walked back together and got to know each other a little bit. He had really low self-esteem because girls used to judge him by his appearance. I felt badly for him and gave him a pep talk on how the right girl will not care about that etc.

The next week he actually waited for me to finish class, so we could walk together. He told me he makes really good chai and invited me over just as friends. I declined politely but then he made a statement about how it’s probably because he is Hindu and that Muslims in Pakistan are taught to hate Hindu/Indians.
Somehow he conned me into saying yes. He was renting a basement and had cleaned up / sprayed air freshener etc. that day. He made tea, put on some indian movie and sat near me on the same sofa. I was making small talk about bollywood movies and suddenly, I felt his arm around my shoulders. I nearly spilled my tea, as I shifted uncomfortably in my spot. Instead of taking a hint and moving back, he actually advanced forward and tried to fully embrace me. This time I pushed him away and screamed, what the hell do you think you’re doing. I got up and left as quickly as humanly possible.

To date, I regret not punching him in the face and breaking his jaw while I had the opportunity. What an idiot!

LOL, looks like you quite boosted his self-esteem