Can we compile all the world cup jokes relating to Indiand and Pakistanis here?
to start
Sehwag ka bachcha bola '‘mummy mummy dekho pitaji chakke pe chakke maar rahe hain’
uski Mummy boli “beta advertisement hoga”
Sehwag ka bachcha bola '‘mummy mummy dekho pitaji chakke pe chakke maar rahe hain’
uski Mummy could not believe this and wanted to check out herself - she found out Sehwag was hitting a bunch of eunuchs
Sehwag ka bachcha bola '‘mummy mummy dekho pitaji chakke pe chakke maar rahe hain’
his Mom says ‘beta uth jao savera ho gaya - abhi tak bistar main hi pade ho?’
"Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Pls donate... I have already donated 25 litres."
"What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?" Answer: "The walk back to the pavilion."
"What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?" Answer: "3 runs in 3 balls."
"Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?" Answer: "In ads."
"What is the height of optimism?" Answer: "Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face."
"What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?" "The entire Indian innings!"
Sehwag ko Mayur pehnao;
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao;
Ganguly ko chyawanprash khilao;
Dhoni ko Brylcreem lagao;
Dravid me Castrol bharao...
Lekin un ******ko cricket MAT khelao...
:) if any one is interested in knowing what ***** meant
PM me i will tell you :D
