After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as
amuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets
him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up
of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the samelady catches him
again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"
A Pakistani senator was on CAPITAL TALK yesterday on GEO TV and said he recieved this joke in email (they were discussing why PCB did not sent a lawyer to WI on day one after the murder to help players during interrogations)
Police commissioner: Inzi what do you think who has done it? What are your thoughts about Woolmer’s murder?
Inzi: Bis-milla-hir-rehman-hir-raheem. FUST of all THANK to Allah (God). Yeah credit goes to BOYZ"
but it was dhamaka program (Sarfaraz Nawaz was there so you can guess). Only guy misfit was Minister of Sports. They should have invited Naseem AShraf.
Lets hope that Samand has that and he will put it online somewhere
Reporter to Sachin at Airport in Bombay: Sachin people in India are very upset that team came back so early from Caribbean.
Sachin: I dont understand what is there problem.** For last six month whole country was shouting 'Come on India, Come on India.' and now when we came back they are upset. Didnt they want us to come back.**
