Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

All the environmentalists should immediately windup their research as we have found the only cause of earthquakes, courtesy to his-highness Molana Fazlur Rehman.

why spend millions of dollars in research when we’ve the real intellects giving a root-cause-analysis of all problems.

Pakistan cleric: Jeans clad women ‘cause earthquakes and terrorism’

Pakistan cleric: Jeans clad women ‘cause earthquakes and terrorism’

By Vasudevan Sridharan
June 1, 2015 13:11 BST

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Maulana Fazlur Rehman, a Pakistani politician and cleric, calls for military operation against women in jeans as they cause earthquakes and terrorismZainal Abd Halim/Reuters file photo**
Maulana Fazlur Rehman, a Pakistani politician and cleric, has called for a military operation against women who wear jeans as he says they are the cause behind earthquakes and acts of terrorism.

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Rehman, the chief of Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) blamed “immodest women” for the recent crisis in Baluchistan and other terror attacks.**

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He also went on to hold jeans clad women responsible for the rising inflation and several other disasters. The cleric likened the women, who are not covered to a “sack of flour,” and to weapons of mass destruction, adding that Pakistani cities are filled with such missiles.**

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“The Taliban are our brothers and their angst against the state is justified. As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the past: TTP’s suicide bombings are just Allah’s wrath upon us. And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans,” he reportedly said as cited by multiple news outlets.**

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He said if women are covered in sacks and stay inside their homes, as under the Islamic Shariah law, the Taliban would never attack Pakistan.**

Rehman even urged Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and the army chief to launch a military operation against women in jeans.

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

this guy is an ally of enlightened parties like ANP and PPP.

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

Someone tell Maulana Sahab ka Islam main jo “nazreen nechey ker k chaleny” ka hukum hai that does not mean that you stare at lower part of women’s body…Masoom Diesel sahab just misunderstood that statement otherwise he is just following Islam.

:chai:

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

funny man. not a respectable man. public figure, not an intellectual figure…our very own “Maulana” imposter. enjoy everyone.

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

VERY appropriate picture for this fatwa :stuck_out_tongue:

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

:hehe:

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

:rotfl:

So looting the nation via diesel has no consequence? :hmmm:

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

Don’t say anything to Fazlu. He’s husn e jamhooriyat of Pakistan.

Just ask Patwaris.

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

He is right about earth quakes I have seen first hand a Richter 10 right in my heart after seeing some babes in tight jeans :slight_smile:

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

No wonder he said…

:slight_smile:

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

Legging par to koi fatwa nahi aaya na… :devil:

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

He is the biggest “Wrong number” in our history, unfortunately like most wrong numbers he has thousands of followers and he is here to stay.

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

Then you should have been dead a long time ago after summers of women.

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

what i want to know is how come his turban is made of the same pattern as my special towel from india? now i will have to throw it out. :\

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/pakistan-affairs/647974-talking-pictures-funny-memes-317.html#post10298953

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

He became the first person in pakistan who tried to look into reasons for natural disasters in pak.

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

Does he have to look further than his own belly?

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

Another proponent of military in civilian role… sigh

Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman

How about recommending loose pajamas for foot-ball players to prevent this ‘fitna’?