پی پی کی حکومت ہوتی تو اس رسیأ مولوی کو اس چول پر تمغہ حسنِ کارکردگی ملتا… دو مرتبہ.
Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman
I think maulana is right when he said that women wearing jeans cause terrorism. Actually these low life terrorists can’t even dream of having a ‘hoor’ in their lives so they choose shortcut to heaven to get some hoors in order to quench the fire blazing inside them when they see hoors in jeans
Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman
Ok everybody. I think it’s time to come out into the open. The truth cannot be hidden any longer. All this geography bull**** about tectonic plates, and all that jazz was crap we women made up to fool men. The fact of the matter is, I am the reason Earthquakes take place.
It was a fine, sunny morning and i found my first pair of perfect jeans. They weren’t too tight and not too lose, they were just perfect. I glow washed over me as i realised what a perfect outfit it would make. I put the jeans on with a nice biker jacket and went out into the world, next thing i know, Earthquake hit Pakistan. I didn’t see the significance of it and kept wearing them anyway. Time went on and environmental pressure kept on building, then the Tsunami hit Indonesia. It was at this moment when Fazlur Rehman sent out an e-mail to me pointing out how i was the cause of all these natural disasters. I think we was right, soon other women caught onto it too, we were elated.
Please consider this a formal apology for my actions. My only defense is that i had no idea what a walking danger i was until it was too late. I have now learnt from my mistakes. I can only hope everyone can forgive me. I shall burn all my jeans, no matter how expensive they were and stick to wearing skirts and the Burka, just how Molana Rehman recommends.
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These men are idiots including the one who said it’s haram for women to look at football. Man, i don’t give a crap what the footballer’s thighs look like. Heck, i never even noticed it until that dude pointed it out (quite frankly, i still don’t see what’s so attractive about their thighs 
). The fact remains, we prefer their faces, that’s where the hotness lies. I recommend all footballers wear paper bags on their heads with holes to see through. THAT should stop the fitna. It will curb any sort of sexual desire coming from us women because obviously we can’t control ourselves.
I really don’t know wear these people come up with this crap.
Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman
^^ Apology accepted. Did you know It is haram for women to use internet as well?
Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman
OMG, really?! Flips out and freaks out I have been involved in another abomination?! I apologize. I am digging a whole in the ground asap, and going underground where women are supposed to be. Thank you very much for pointing this holy order out to me. I am forever in your debt.
Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman
Aah Rehman love the women in jeans .
Rehman Malik
By the way , This all news item is fake , Mulla Diezel didn’t gave any such statement , They copied from a parody news sight
Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman
Seems like diesel is not alone with earth quake theory, some shri Khristaans also hold the same view… I now need to look into this more closley 
Naked Canadians blamed for Malaysian quake | World | News | Toronto Sun
Re: Women wearing jeans are causing earthquakes and terrorism - Molan Fazlur Rehman
I told already , this all is not true , Mulla Diezel didn’t issue any such statement , they copied from some parody link