Women in the work place

Lifestyle Relationships
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Re: Women in the work place

My philosophy is if you’ve got it, flaunt it or is she unsightly but thinks she’s hot (that can be annoying).

CM, I am besieged by females at work and my office is the size of a postage stamp. Often the ladies will pinch my posterior and then compliment me on the firmness of my glutues maximus. Maybe I am to blame, I am clumsy and I drop the office stationery often.

If I was to do the same I would be locked up in solitary confinement and on release my forehand branndished with a hot iron.

You could try ignoring her behaviour, perhaps if you stop feeding her hungry ego she may blossom into a sphere of morality. But keep her close, because if you shun her completely how will you guide her away from ignorance?

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Haan to kaam kioon karti ho. Isi liaay to mana hai Islam main aurton ka kaam karna. Haan agar majboori ho to alag baat hai jub koi kamanay wala naheen hai. Otherwise you go for it because you like it.

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ummmm what guys oogle at chanel bags...marked down or not.
and if those guys are looking at you, dont worry, they think you are fabulous and want to try the same foundation you are using..

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Re: Women in the work place

CM yaaar.... just claim you have nystagmus ..and enjoy

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Re: Women in the work place

One Muslim religious co worker of mine told me about a workplace where a lady complained to others about him not looking at her while he passed her by or talked to her would not make an eye contact. He was practicing the commandment in Quran of keeping his gaze lower.

Low kar low gull. :bummer:

Timepass - November 2012
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Re: Women in the work place

heheh -interesting topic CM!

I know you will still LOOK and voluntarily be the buzzing bee around her - until she becomes an aunty. Then you will find someone else. So while she is having fun - you do too. hehe

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@fabulous">LOL@fabulous. You've even got the vernacular down ;-)

Of course, I meant it to read as though they were looking at me as I would look at said Chanel bag.

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Next time carry binocular's... the angle won't matter and u won't be caught in any yoga positions trying to peak into "heaven"

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Re: Women in the work place

get yourself a pair of 'tunnel vision' contacts - that way you can concentrate on one thing at a time

and if that doesn't work - screw her and get it over with

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Amazingly enough X2 is the only one who has actually attempted to help me in my most dire of situations. The rest of you belong under a guillitone.

Chavy I highly recommend turning the tables on them. Why not have some fun as well. Now if things get bad, just wear shorts. That should move it beyond pinching.

And I have decided to be natural around her. If i see stuff I see stuff. Let the novelty wear off. grin

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If you see stuff you see stuff? What a genius solution to your "most dire of situations". You've proven your manhood without fail. Good job.