Women...in general

Niksik · November 9, 2009, 9:40pm

OK, so these type of women have been ticking me off lately:

"Hai tum kahan thi, kabhi phone hi nahi uthaati (where were you [taunting], you never pick up your phone … translated for MO3).
“You have to change your priorities. you should have brought your guests to the masjid for the bayaan.”
“Your daal was really good, but next time I’ll make it and show you how it’s really done.”

maroush · November 9, 2009, 9:43pm

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I hate number 3…

"ok so shall i show you the way to my kitchen so you can do your own kaana ka intezaam?!

funguy · November 9, 2009, 9:46pm

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Men's parallels;

1) Oye aik tau tere sai jaan nahee chooT-tee..jahaan jaaooN tu wahaan hota hay

2) Maghrib kay baad movie daikhni hay? apnay guests kau saath naa lay aana

3) Kiya zabardast karraahi pakaa-ee hay ustaad...kal bhi banaa-naa, mai daubaara aaoonga.

COLD_FIRE · November 9, 2009, 9:48pm

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Hain!@!!@!

Niksik · November 9, 2009, 9:52pm

lol, so much better. At least men don’t taunt

Sara516 · November 9, 2009, 9:54pm

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OMG…MEAN!

oh how about…

“haye tumhara kamra kitna bara hai…tumhe dekh ke banaya hai?”

Niksik · November 9, 2009, 9:55pm

muhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa love it!

KKF · November 9, 2009, 9:55pm

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i do NOT hate women...i LOVE them all...like a brother in islam :)

Sara516 · November 9, 2009, 9:56pm

Niksik · November 9, 2009, 9:59pm

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I’m going to use it for someone someday

Bint_e_Naeem · November 9, 2009, 10:00pm

The first one is the most irritating one.

5th one. Your husband is not home morning to evening & you are telling me you can't even make a phone call or respond to my email.

Get a life woman. Its none of your business what I do the whole day & maybe I just don't wanna talk to you.

funguy · November 9, 2009, 10:00pm

Apparently they haven’t been to your bathroom/toilet.

Sara516 · November 9, 2009, 10:00pm

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Tumhara ghar kitna chota hai....tumhe dekh ke bana hai?

meanwhile person doenst know if its a compliment ya insult. :D

TLK · November 9, 2009, 10:36pm

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One that I hate coming from guys

while gobbling on plates after plates of briyani at their home

aray yaar, isee liye to kamaatay hain (that is why we go out and earn)

and I am like dude, you earn only for this reason, so you can eat biryani? I mean life has no purpose for you other than eating artery clogging food (last three words, courtesy of Maroush :D)

sweetNsour · November 10, 2009, 2:11am

ughh..tell me about it! This one really bothers me too.

daaskilam · November 10, 2009, 2:19am

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I totally abhor the first one. Hello like I have nothing better to do then wasting my time on the phone.

Sara516 · November 10, 2009, 2:23am

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I get the first one alot from aunties but I really DO feel bad cz i'm not avioding them, i just forget to call. :o

Gina · November 10, 2009, 9:15am

1.) "Nahin actually mein sirf AAPKI call nahin uthati.."
3.) "Next time aap daal apnay ghar pe paka ker kha liyjiyega..."

hareem01 · November 10, 2009, 10:32am

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“I hate cooking, next time phone kiye beghair aana ta kay mujhay khana na pakana paray”.

Niksik · November 10, 2009, 4:07pm

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Lol guys, you are awesome!