Women are like cars

How many of you own a car because that’s the car of your dreams? Because that’s the car you have always wanted to drive. I would say there are not many of you out there who own their dream car.

Unfortunately we are driving Hondas/Toyotas today because that’s what we can afford. We are not driving these cars because we have always dreamt of owning one. Not that Hondas/Toyotas are bad cars, actually they are quite reliable, and they last longer. But nevertheless a Lexus LS 430 is even better and a BMW 7 series an even better ride. And once you have driven a Maybach you would never want to drive your Toyota again! We all have something in common; we all want to drive a better car. The only thing that’s holding us is financial constraint. The moment you have enough money you are going to buy a better car. Imagine that you have won a lottery, lets say a couple of million dollars, would you spend an awful lot of time deciding whether to keep your 01 Honda or buy a Mercedes/BMW/Maybach/Maserati?

While riding in your 2002 Honda you look out of the window at every Corvette, Porsche Ferrari or Lamborghini that passes by and you hope to get a similar one or a better one someday because they are better than the one you are riding!

I think women are no different than cars. We are stuck with them for many reasons but if we could we would definitely have a better one serving us. There have been quite a few brave men who have managed to have mistresses. And occasionally some of us dare to visit Gentlemen’s clubs and baby dolls just like we go to car shows. It’s alright guys, its normal. After all why would you want to be stuck with a rusted 200k mile driven car. Try a car with 5k mileage and see the difference for yourself! We all look at them (even when we are with our women) “damn that one has good head lights”, “this one has a tight arse rear bumper”, “just looking at those curves drives me crazy”… and we wonder what it must be like riding one of those! We all want a better deal and the moment we can get a better deal we will dump our current “vehicle”.

So what are you riding? I am driving a Toyota… but as soon as I get a job I am going for a better one, a Lexus GS may be.

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How sweet... you are really full of sugar.

Heres wishing a Bugatti Veyron passes over you

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SugarFree - It's not just men thinking this, it's women too. Why limit the fun

When we look at the chassis of the model we own that is a bit rusted or twisted because of prior dings and right out the window in the garden is a sleek muscle car with a solid gleaming body, we sigh and admire then try to polish the hunk of metal we have parked in the bedroom, errr, I mean, yard. It is hard when time makes the floorboard rust out and things start bottoming out everywhere. And when that paintjob goes and all the bare patches start showing, it is humiliating but we put our head up and stand beside it, because after all, it is ours.

We appreciate the model we have and we make it work everyday, even feed it on occasion when it complains. But in the back of our head is the Italian model with all the power and stamina meant to go from 0-200 in no time flat and still hugs the curves almost all day.

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Minah Pa :hehe: and ofcourse :hug:

Make sure ur worthy of the better car too nahi tau hoor jaisai gaari ke andar langoor don’t look that great ya know!

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:hehe: what a interesting way of putting it..

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lol thats not true SugarFree coz u forgot one thing

cars are not human beings with feelings who can reciprocate your feelings and who care for u

with the woman or man u r with (hubby/wife), u care for them and they care back for u and its a very sweet relationship

so there’s a huge difference b/w a car and a spouse

gosh … what a thread :smack:

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awwww, some people just have no funny bone IREM :smiley: spoil sport :nahnah:

…even if what you said was true :slight_smile:

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:mad2:

Don’t say things like that!!! :bailan:

I love my Volvo and she loves me back!!! :kiss:

It’s a great feeling when you achive that. I sold my Honda Civic and upgraded to a Volvo S60. It’s a totally different car experience :roman:

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omg… you’re right :bummer:

im turning into an AUNTY :crying: :frowning:

sigh

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:clap:
Well said…:rotfl: I love my my Land Cruiser…even though I get to drive it maybe once a week only…most of the time she’s driving, checking out other …cruisers, I imagine…:eek:

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Women are nothing like cars.

For example, if you take good care of a car for a long period of time it becomes antique and gains value, women don't. Also, cars since their origin are becoming better and better with gadgets that navigate, entertain and soon will autodrive at the same time ... I am not so sure we can say that about women.

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Bugatti has a FLAT bottom. Not interested!

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I agree I like their steering handles.

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 For women it’s a totally different scenario, they have to look young, hot n sexy to get a man. 

Someone who has had 2 babies and a big tummy and saggy B*****s stands no chance unless she is up for booty calls. She has to stay young and bootyful all the time. And it can be hard, I can understand. See all these threads on “winson pilates” and all kinds of funny exercises posted by women. But eventually you will have to give up.

   On the other hand men don’t have to have solid gleaming bodies to get a hot chick. How many CEOs have nicely chiseled bodies? Women love power, authority and lots of money, any man who has got one or all of these qualities is a ladies man! 

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Sugar, I suggest that you lease.

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I guess you have ruled out a large majority of men yourself. And just one of these qualities does not suffice, trust me.

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Irem have you not seen men walking with their women and still having guts to stare at the lady with the shortest skirt… who cares about feelings… thats the way men are… we want a better ride… we want the best deal out there !

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Does your wife…err…volvo automatically heat the seats?
I was dating a girl that had a volvo with seat warmers, she turned it on the passenger side where I was sitting in the heat of august. I was thinking to myslef “man my ass is on fire wtf is going here” and I am moving uncomfortably, and she is giggling. So finally I couldnt take it anymore and said pull over I think your seats are on fire. She blurted out laughing and then told me, make the long story short we had a very nice time after that.

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SugarFree - there are practical cars and there are fantasy cars. Practical are the ones that pay the bills and don't let you down, fantasy cars are the ones you drive once in a while for practice (usually leasing them, they do lease to women also:D ) but are really too much upkeep to seriously consider owning permanently...

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Lexus is still a Toyota with just a different name and emblem. So it will be like remarrying your wife after she had plastic surgery.