Women are like cars

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haha same exact thing happen to me except I thought I had shat myself.

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:hehe: funny Agent.

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Yeah, it’s the best thing since sliced bread!!! There’s nothing quite like a lightly toasted ass to make you feel cosy on an icy snowy winter day. Sometimes, I don’t like getting out of the car cos then my butt will just cool down to body temperature…

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Its so weird that this was posted today. Someone last night told me the same exact line....women are like cars they change all the time... If u think so! What ever helps u sleep at night....but ultimately guys cannot live without their gf/fiance/wife and thats the truth.

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oyee mad scientist sorry i dint reply to u earlier :smack:

i say tumhari shaadi ab jald ho jani chahiyay :smiley: zabardasti apni gaddi ko apni begum bananay pe tulay hoye ho :hehe:

SugarFree that means u r an evil man :bailan:

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Mad Scientist gets his dream car and kicks her with that ugly foot, then blames the car. I pity the woman of his dreams, I hope she has excellent traction control, and big air bags.....

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Forget toyota, what makes u think u rn't the ford 88??

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No You didnt just say that :mad: I do drive my dream car, and it happens to be 2000 Honda Accord EX coupe. I don’t look down on my car. I love my car! And I don’t give a damn about porshe etc etc
Paid in full-ORR kiya chahyei :o

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well how about if i say that women are like buses....if you miss one, wait 15 minutes, you will get another one.......plus you need to ride a bus until you reach your destination.............

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Double entendres tau iss thread pe khatam hein… harr aik chala aa raha hai apna aik naya le ke :smack:

Anyway, most people change their car model every 2-5 years. You don’t do that with your wife. You don’t want to be doing that with your wife. Alimony alone will kill you, if flying frying pans won’t.

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i like the trunk of the car

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Cars come with a user's manual, plus you're ALWAYS in the driver's seat :D

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Women are like cars? Cars don’t whine and bitch at men. You are giving us way too much credit, don’t you think? We are not that easy-going. You leave your rusty and driven-to-death car in a junkyard and forget about it. Try leaving your woman! the very next day, she will be on your a$$ calling you names and raising hell.

We are nothing like cars! cars are way too generous and we are not.

Edited: Men are like deaf dogs. :rolleyes:

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lolllll !!! hahahhhaha…

5Abi and his 5Aban
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Cars are definetely like women, I like to gas 'em up.

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Cars are a lot better than women...cars come with keyless go, sunroof, climate control, etc gurls only come with tank tops & a big appetite for money...:)

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I dont like keyless entry. I am an old timer give me a hole to stick a key, so I can twist and turn and make the car hum.

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Come on old timer, Mercedes is already perfecting finger print technology, & 1nce they incorporate it, u can feel da babette, & turn it on with ur magical fingers anytime of the day :wink: