9-1-1
My dad knew this pakhtoon guy (ive mentioned this cuz the incident was funny only cuz of his pushto accent 
) who was a qualified HVAC tech and he went missing for a couple of months. We needed to get our home’s heating / AC fixed so my dad had been trying to track him down. Finally he shows up one day and comes over for chai. Dad asked him
“Aur ghazanfar kidhar ghayab ho gaiy?” to which he replied in his pushto accent
“Bas ____ sahab woh dar-asal mujhay jail ho gaee aik maheenay ki”. The way he said it casually yet sounding pretty pissed off add to that in a pushto accent was just too funny
Okay okay back to serious talk. The reason he was in jail cuz he had beaten up his wife apparently and she called the cops on him.
So, moral of the story? 9-1-1