Wid No Offence 2 da Guyz here :D

Simply_Seema · October 14, 2003, 1:10pm

Three men are hiking through the woods, and they come to a raging river.
The water is so deep and so fast that it seems impossible to cross. The
first man offers a prayer, “Please, Lord,give me the strength to cross this
river.” The Lord decides that this is a reasonable request. A cloud settles
over the man, and when it lifts, he is taller, with legs like tree trunks
and massive arms. He struggles to cross the river, and after 4 hours, he makes it.

The second man offers a prayer,“Please, Lord, give me the strength and
ability to cross this river.” The Lord decides this is a reasonable request;
a cloud settles over the man, and when it lifts, he has massive arms, and
there is a rowboat next to him. He struggles across the river, and after 3
hours, he makes it across.

The third man offers a prayer, “Please, Lord, give me the strength, ability and wisdom to cross this river.”
The Lord decides this is a reasonable request; a cloud settles around the man, and when it lifts, he has been changed into a woman. She looks at a map, walks 100 yards downstream, and crosses the bridge!!
:halo:

Isha_ji · October 14, 2003, 2:23pm

:rotfl"

_Passionate · October 14, 2003, 3:16pm

:Pretty:

Philanthrope · October 14, 2003, 4:44pm

LOlz :k:

KrazyKhan · October 14, 2003, 4:50pm

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Simply_Seema · October 15, 2003, 4:40am

only 1 guy replied :D

system · October 15, 2003, 4:58am

hahaha :k:

Phat_gurl · October 15, 2003, 5:53am

This should be joke of the month

AQ · October 15, 2003, 10:45pm

jhooTi:hoonh:

MaSoOm_KaBoOteR · October 15, 2003, 11:26pm

lol awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww soo phunnyyyyyyyyyyy

Simply_Seema · October 16, 2003, 3:36am

y? kya Krazy Khan unkil bhi aantie hayn?

Aceones · October 16, 2003, 3:45am

lolz :D

AQ · October 16, 2003, 3:49am

there are three now:hoonh: not one:frusty2:

Code_Red · October 16, 2003, 5:20am

mazey ka hai

AQ · October 16, 2003, 5:33am

khaa kar dekha hay:hehe:?

Simply_Seema · October 16, 2003, 6:18am

it can’t b na
mod is a guy 2

Simply_Seema · October 16, 2003, 6:20am

k they r
Krazy Khan
Ace1z
Masoom Kabooter

hey wait a minute
wat shud v b callin u n code_red then

AQ · October 16, 2003, 3:10pm

Masoom Kabotar is a female from NJ u dumbo:D

larki_punjaban · October 16, 2003, 4:39pm

arshadalii23 · October 16, 2003, 5:47pm

Re: Wid No Offence 2 da Guyz here

*Originally posted by Simply Seema: *
Three men are hiking through the woods, and they come to a raging river.
The water is so deep and so fast that it seems impossible to cross. The
first man offers a prayer, “Please, Lord,give me the strength to cross this
river.” The Lord decides that this is a reasonable request. A cloud settles
over the man, and when it lifts, he is taller, with legs like tree trunks
and massive arms. He struggles to cross the river, and after 4 hours, he makes it.

The second man offers a prayer,“Please, Lord, give me the strength and
ability to cross this river.” The Lord decides this is a reasonable request;
a cloud settles over the man, and when it lifts, he has massive arms, and
there is a rowboat next to him. He struggles across the river, and after 3
hours, he makes it across.

The third man offers a prayer, “Please, Lord, give me the strength, ability and wisdom to cross this river.”
The Lord decides this is a reasonable request; a cloud settles around the man, and when it lifts, he has been changed into a woman. She looks at a map, walks 100 yards downstream, and crosses the bridge!!
:halo:

      a nice try but tell me

who made this map … a gul ???

     :blush:

:kaboom: