Wid No Offence 2 da Guyz here :D

LOL…oye nahin…infact KK unkle ka “aunty” thou mein houn :blush:

:rotfl: thats so good!
all u guys :hula: :mocking:

:hehe:

looks like she used all of her brain there :wink:

change the gender and the joke looks sooooo realistic

lekin kabootar tau male hauta hay na
jaisay shikra ya ullu nayi? :konfused:

ka “aunty” ?
y it’s all so much confuzin here :bummer:

with all the offense to the guys here… → hehehehhe :hehe:

**Seema as always u dint complete the joke.....

The end of the joke is ...**

**..........a cloud settles around the man, and when it lifts, he has been changed into a woman. and the God says"I have given u the mind of a man , so that u can understand and follow the map .. and the body of a women so that the two men on the other side of the river should have some sort of entertainment and should not freel lonely".

She looks at a map, walks 100 yards downstream, and crosses the bridge!!**

okay now this thread can be justified in jokes forum:rotfl:

:biggthumb

:hehe: :biggthumb

Well wat 2 expect frm a male brain :smiley:
i mean rem dat pic describin wat male brain is filled up wid :rolleyes:

aap kau joke 2 din baad may samajh aaya na :smiley:

nahiN tau:konfused: Poodenay_Ki_Chutney kaa joke tau mujhay forum samajh aa gayaa thaa:D aik hee tau joke thaa iss thread maiN;)

^^ not 2 worry na , it takes time 2 get da joke ;)

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*Originally posted by Simply Seema: *
^^ not 2 worry na , it takes time 2 get da joke ;)
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experience talking:D

ya na experience of observin otherz :D

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Originally posted by Simply Seema: *
ya na experience of **observin otherz
* :D
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get a life :-P

Re: Wid No Offence 2 da Guyz here :smiley:

** The original story ** (copyrighted)

Three Women are hiking through the woods, and they come to a raging river.
The water is so deep and so fast that it seems impossible to cross. The
first woman offers a prayer, “Please, Lord,give me the strength to cross this
river.” The Lord decides that this is a reasonable request. A cloud settles
over the woman, and when it lifts, she is taller, with legs like tree trunks
and massive arms. SHe struggles to cross the river, and after 4 hours, she makes it.

The second woman offers a prayer,“Please, Lord, give me the strength and
ability to cross this river.” The Lord decides this is a reasonable request;
a cloud settles over the woman, and when it lifts, she has massive arms, and
there is a rowboat next to her. SHe struggles across the river, and after 3
hours, she makes it across.

The third woman offers a prayer, “Please, Lord, give me the strength, ability and wisdom to cross this river.”
The Lord decides this is a reasonable request; a cloud settles around the woman and when it lifts, she has been changed into a man. He looks at a map, walks 100 yards downstream, and crosses the bridge!!
:halo:

nice try Simply Seema :smiley: