Why don't you drink ?

[shweetdreamz]

Re: Why don't you drink ?

alchohol stinks. i prefer coffee. the aroma and the taste.
sheep mentality is at work when u see people drinking even when they feel like throwing up.

[Muzna]

Re: Why don’t you drink ?

@hiccup

Are you always this circular in your arguments Munza?

I was giving my opinion on your opinion, I hope this clears the mud for you. You were making a sweeping personal statement about me. Note the difference and grab a prize. Any prize.

Yeah…sometimes I am circular…just to bring someone back to what they refuse to see.

And I didn’t make a sweeping personal statement…I merely “circled” back to you, what you are not shy about claiming about yourself.

[Terrible_Guy]

Re: Why don't you drink ?

@Gola Gunda

Moin Akhtar was once interviewed and was asked, you have been sitting all the classes existing in Pakistan and also abroad, there are parties you have attended where liquor is consumed freely, have you ever tried it ? He bluntly said I have never, there was a question but you could, he said I don't drink because I have seen the people who are drunk, its enough for me.

Moin Akhtar might be lying, but I liked his reasoning for not drinking.

I don't drink because it's against my religion.

[parissenoor]

Re: Why don’t you drink ?

@shweetdreamz

alchohol stinks. i prefer coffee. the aroma and the taste.
sheep mentality is at work when u see people drinking even when they feel like throwing up.

yeah i have seen so many of my class fellow at uni who drank themselves drunk…cause others were drinking more:( plain stupid

[Gola_Gunda]

Few Sharabi Jokes

ON drinking I remember few jokes I read in jang magazine, long time back, They go like:

1> 'Aik aadmi, sharab kai nashai main ghar wapas aata hai, aur aatai hi kapdai badal kai sonai kai liai lait jata hai, thhodi dair main us kai ghar sai uskai chilani ki awazain aati hain, Mujhai Bachaao, Mujhai Falij Ho gaya hai, Koi doctor ko BULAAO, Muhallai walai na chahtai huai bhi doctor ko phone kar kai uskai ghar main bhaij daitai hain, doctor sahab andar jatai hain aur Sharabi ki awazain band ho jati hain, doctor sahab jab bahar nikaltai hain, to muhallai walai poochhtai hain kiya hua doctor sahab? Doctor Sahab Kehtai hain kuch nahin bas mosoof nai shalwar kai aik hi paainchai main donon tangain daaldi thhiin'

2> A group of four sharabiz, was on their way back home, they stop in front of a house, rang the bell, a zanana voice comes kaun hai, One of the sharabi replies, Ham main sai aik aap ka shauhar hai, baraaye mehrbani bahar nikal kai nishan dahi kar dijiai, hamain baqion kai bhi ghar dhoondhnai hain.

3> A sharabi returns home tries to put key in the keyhole, but no kamiyaabi, he tries for about half an hour, a neighbor was watching him for long, so he gets out of his home and offers his help, bhai sahab, 'chaabi mujhai dai dijiai, main aap kai liai darwaza kho deta hoon', sharabi replies 'nahin bhai, aap sirf ghar ko pakd li jiai buhat hil raha hai, taala main khud khol doon ga.