Why do you need a maid?

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Re: Why do you need a maid?

@ashtray

I help my wife a lot around the house, like after dinner i push my plates towards her so that she doesnt have to come around to my side of the table to collect them. I save her trips to the kitchen by telling her what I need when she goes there to get something for herself. I do not leave things here and there but instead call her over and hand it to her so that she can put it in the right spot. Sometimes I love myself so much for being such a helpful husband ke I wish I was a woman and married myself.

hain? kya?

maids are quite hassle. They ask me to lift feet when I am sitting on sofa reading paper. They turn on the fan in winter and turn it off in summer. Damn, Why cant they do their cleaning stuff without disturbing me ?