Why do Pakistanii men make the worst husbands?

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Re: Why do Pakistanii men make the worst husbands?

@Pryvate_Pigeon

Brave Sr. Laantilot, why do you only rescue maidens who are at odds with either Islam or Pakistan?

I don’t think I will go down to the gutter with you.

As for the “maiden” you refer to she is far smarter than I am. And definitely don’t need me.