Why Are You Not Married Yet?

Lifestyle Relationships
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Re: Why Are You Not Married Yet?

when he/she is matured enough to understand that what it takes to share your life, and IS able to make adjustments & sacrifices. :chai:

Nooor::- Shhhhhhhh

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when ones know oneself enough to be ready to choose the right person and make the necessary compromises
but some people mature enough to know they are not made for marriage:halo:

uncly: i’m a tomb

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:cb:

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:clown: then .. what say you??? :chai:

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cant say anything…especially since u came to DC and didnt tell me :mad:

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phewww… so there is some hope..:blush: (yeah I am a “the galss is half full” type of person)
:chai:

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because library books are used, dirty and torn

plus u have to pay a fine if you treat it badly…:chai:

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^ not to mention it can NEVER be urs :chai: unlesss .. :hmmm:

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because no one likes me :teary1:

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being liked is not enough:bummer:
being loved is the key:clown:

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I ma not even getting enough and you are talking in venusha:smilestar:

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Education khatam karlo aur a couple of years of work then i will think :D

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i found these on the web...though not as funny as some of the stuff ya'all put up!

*Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"*

           1. You haven't asked yet.

           2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
           3. Because I just love hearing this question.
           4. Just lucky, I guess.
           5. It gives my mother something to live for.
           6. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
           7. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
           8. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
           9. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
           10. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
           11. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
           12. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of
            dating.
           13. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
           14. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
           15. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
           16. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
           17. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those
            voodoo doll rituals.
           18. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running
            personal ads?
           19. I don't want to have to support another person on my
            paycheck.
           20. Why aren't you thin?
           21. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been                  considering a trial separation.
           22. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband                  and a child would be redundant.
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:rotfl::rotfl:age say pehlay keyo?:rotfl:

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I'll get married when you get divorced ;)

(only to be said to an elder who is of the opposite sex; can be said to someone of the same sex if you really want to freak the person out of never speaking to you again).

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:rotfl:

i like that one!!!