this is just a small little joke from a punjabi stage show and I’ll translate into urdu.
Friend A to Friend B: Jab meinay apni shadi ka sehra sar pe bandha tu gadha hans para.
Friend B: (starts laughing really loud)
Friend A: Tum kion hans rahey ho?
oh wait another one from a stage show
Friend A to friend B: Oyi tujhey pata hai meinay Jungle min shair mara hai.
Friend B (upon listening to that) to friend C: Pata hai isney shair kaisey mara hai?
Friend C: Kaisey?
Friend B: Isney bandoq mein se goli nikal ke shair ko mari or shair hans hans ke mar gaya.
cute :)
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lol :)
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Another one from stage shows:
(two friends meeting after a verrrry long time)
Friend A: Oye tenoo yaad aey! yaad aey tenoo saday school ich kuttian dee race hoi see (Do you remember we had a dog race in our school)
Friend B: oyee oo wali?? (that one?)
Friend A: aho aho (yeah yeah)
Friend B: oye haan! oday ich thoo FIRST aya see (Oh yeah, you stood first in that one).
Re: why are you laughing?
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*Originally posted by Dr.Evil: *
this is just a small little joke from a punjabi stage show and I'll translate into urdu.
Friend A to Friend B: Jab meinay apni shadi ka sehra sar pe bandha tu gadha hans para.
Friend B: (starts laughing really loud)
Friend A: Tum kion hans rahey ho?
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good !
LOlzz
punjabi stage shows are awesome.
here is one from me. (translated in urdu)
Friend A (who’s from Multan) is telling his friend about Multani food: Tum nei kabhi Multani halwa or Sohn halwa khaya hai?
Friend B: haan yaar aik do dafa khaya hai.
Friend A: Kaisa hota hai?
later on in the discussion friend a goes on
Friend A: yaar, agar tum Multan mein mujh say milney ayo tu mera pata bohut asan hai. Sedha Sohn halway waley ke paas jayo or uss se pocho ke jo banda halway ko tersi howi nazron se deikhta hai woh kahan rehta hai.
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those are good Shani and Sharjeel and I know which drama those are from. One is Kechup (Sharjeel’s one) and the second is probably Shartia Methay.
Here is another one from me, stage show Kotha
artist Amanat Chun has come to fix the TV antena of Mastana
Amanat: Janab mein itna bada tv ka “science-daan” aapke ghar aya. itnay fakhar ke baat apke liya ke aap ne mujhey bulaya, warna mujhay kon bulata hai.
later on he picks on the two neighbors of Mastana who’re on the next rooftops
Amanat: Oyi mein jan-aan taino. Tu Flestein (Plestine) ich police nou roday mar kay paj janda ein. (i know you, in plestine you throw stone at the police). Garmian ich ubley andey vaich’en aliya. (summer mein ubley andey bechney waley)
(the second neighbor, Suhail Ahmed says) oyi ea keho jiya bhoot science-daan eay. (yeh kaisa scientist hai?)
Amanat: oyi meino badey gold medal milay nei. (mujhey bohut say gold medal miley hein)
First neighbor: Aho inno badey gold medal milay nei. Ea danda nal gutter da takna chuk da ea. (haan esay bohut gold medal miley hein. Yeh danton say gutter ke dhukan uthata hai)
Amanat: tei Aaipe jeda circus ich danda nal khota chukda rehian, uda key ea. (or khud jo circus mein danton say gadha utha te rehay ho uska kiya)
That scene was very longa and hilarous, i’ll post more of it.
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I’ll post more of’em.
more
hahhaahh good job,....i like it yeah dil manghay MORE!!!!!!!
:k: :biggrin:
Really!