here's one:
person A to person B:
is di dadi TV tay match payi dekdi se tay commentator nay kaha, "aaiyay, ab hum aap ko Karachi liyay chaltay hain" aydi dadi aydi pagal ay, oh kapray pack kar kay airport pohnch gai.
Jo Hua , So hua
here's joke from myside:D
- A japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them? Answer: Jo Hua , So hua
^LOLZ, is that from a stage show?
here are some funny lines from Umer Shreef's stage show.
These are from show Umer Shareef hazar ho. Umar is a lawyer in Quaid-e-Azam's court and questions Pakistanis from different occupations, their role in the society and their neglection of the country.
Umer to Tawaief: Aap ne muashray mein gand dala howa hai. Logon ke ghar aapke waja se barbad howay hein. Aap aisa kaam quon kar rehein hein?
Tawaif: Yeh tu humare rozi roti hai. Hum kisi ke ghar ja kar logon to nehien bulati. Agar mard khud hi apney ghar barbad kanrney par tuley howay hein tu hum kiya karein.
(after the heated debate the Tawaif is excused and before leaving she says)
Tawaif to Umar: Suniya, shaam ko zara jaldi aa jaye ga.
Umer question Wagon driver who is apparently blind. Array aap wagon chaltey hein par aap ko andhey hein
Driver: Jee haan mein andha hoon.
Umar: Tu agar koi admi samney aa jaye tu?
Driver: Log khud bach te hein. Jaisey he awaz aye, "O tera khana kharab ho jaway" mein brake laga laita hoon.
Umar: Aap ne driving kis se sekhi.
Driver: Apney ustad say. Uss ke dono tangien toti howe thi.
Umar: Kiya? dono tangien toti howi thi or woh wagon chala ta tha?
Driver: Jee haan mein us ke paon (feet) pe baitha hota tha. Ustad kehta, "Baita laga de brake" or mein brake laga daita.
Umar: Tu phir wagon aapko appke ustad nei di thi?
Driver: haan bohut baad mein. Jab ustad kay dono hath tout gaye. Ustad tu tab bhi nehein day raha tha. Kahnay laga, Papu chor do mein danton (teeth) say chala loon ga laken mein kaha nehein ustad mein shagird hoon ab meri bari hai.
Umar to Policeman. Aapka nam.
Policeman: (ameen)
Umar: Jee?
Policeman: (yells)AMEEN.
Umar: Baap ka nam?
Policeman: (Kareem)
Umar: Jee?
Policeman: KAREEM.
Umar: array kiya ho gaya hai aapko, aram se baat karein.
Policeman: (mumbles)
Umar: tu Kareem aapke walid ka naam hai.
PM: Jee haan.
Umar: Kiya Kareem ko iss baat pata hai?
PM: (yells) kAISEY BATEIN KAR RHEIN HEIN AAP. BILKUL PATA HAI USAY.
Umar: Aap ne pehli baar Kareem ko kahan dikha?
PM: Ghar mein deikha, buss deikh liya, theik hai abb.
Umar: Uss waqt apki umer kitni thi.
PM: yehi koi do teen din.
Umar: Tu aap mutmaien thay ka Kareem hi ap ka baap hai?
PM: OYI HAAN MEIN MUTMAEIN THA.
Umar: Chirtey kion hoo? tu Kareem kiya tumharay ghar ata tha?
PM: JEE HAAN, ATA THA.
Umar: JATA BHI THA?
PM: HAAN.
Umar: Ata jata rehta tha?
(this time he looses it completly and takes off his hat in anger and is bald)
PM: OYI TU NEIN MERA DEMAGH KHRAB KAR DIYA HAI.
Umar: Demagh tu tumhara kharab hona hi hai. Tum nein helmat ke upper topi pehni hoi hai.
(Umar then concludes this part by saying that he's illitrate and has no idea of how to talk to public)
In the next part Umar question Hijras, NGO leader, Politician, film actress. I'll post that later.
L:hehe:L
Re: Jo Hua , So hua
lolz… a chinese couple had a white baby… they called the kid Sum Ting Wong 
i don’t remember what show this is from, but the scene is that of a son telling his father how successful his kidney operation was…
Son says “aapko pataa hai abbu, ITNA badaa patthar nikla tha” (gesturing to the size of a huge rock).
So the father says, “More power to you, son, do that every so often, and soon we will have enough bricks to build us a house.”
LOL@driver part. The police officer was pretty hilarous too. That was great Shani. I've to watch that show.
AOA ppl 
dr evil u’r jokes r very funny
LOL! I vote this the best Jokes thread of the year! 
:k:
oh common a lil’ apreciation to me would be good too.
here is one from the stage show Shartia Methay.
A politician (forgot his actual name but he passed away now) has two blind sons, Amanullah (Roshan) and Babu Baral (Chiragh) and both are beggers. Father (Jora) who is bald from his upper front side of his head is running the election campaign or ghar mein nara bazi ho rahe hai.
Father (Jora): Joray De narey
Crowd: Wajan Gey.
Father: Jorey De narey
Crowd: Wajan Gey
Roshan and Chiragh: Jorey nou chitar (jotey)
Crowd: Wajan Gey.
Father: Baita yeh jo dosra nara hai, na. Yeh election ke baad kay liya sambhal ke rakho.
Roshan: Abba je aik baat tu batien?
Jora: Pocho putter meray.
Roshan: Yeh aap kay sar pe koi istri rakh ke bhool giya tha jo yah hal hai.
From the same drama
Little kodu comes to sing for her girl friend.
Kado: Aashiq nay de sada. Mashoq ke gali mein.
Roshan (cuts him off): Pandey kali kara lo, pandey kali kara lo.
Kodu: mere chichi da chala mahi la liya.
Chiragh: la ke dubara chi chi ich pa liya.
Moin Akhter from Short Cirquit.
Moin: Kabhi bhi do shadi na karo. Mera experience hai mein isliya bata raha hoo. Aik shadi karo yaa teen (3) karo. Teen karo gey to apis mein lar marein gi or tumhein chothi (4th) shdi karney ka chance mil jaye ga.
From Family Front
Sumbal to her servent: Kamal aaj hum khana bahir kahein gey.
Kamal: Tu bibi jee kursian bahir sadak pay lagwa doun?
Bobby is so funny. Woh mein bobby tu nehein oon.
lol:rotfl: