A fresh-faced lad, on the eve of his wedding night, goes to his mother with the following question. “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?”
The mother looked at her son and replied, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.”
The son thanked his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. “Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looked at his son in surprise and said, “Son, all household appliances come in white.”
