why are these socks on the floor?

So I spoke to my married friend. He tells me how horrible its going to be for me.
This guy is less messy then me. But his wife yells at him all day.(well almost)

He tells me that wife is going to tell me
“yeh yeh kia hy”(yeh twice)
“socks yahan kion phenki”
“tum janwar ho ?”

And he says he want to see me crying when wife does that.

Re: why are these socks on the floor?

LMAO! Aww come one he doesn't respond? The response is to give you some physical exercise so you lose some weight wifey!

Re: why are these socks on the floor?

Obviously you are not married. Girls have longest memory. They do not forget any thing!!
You upset them at 25 they will remind you at 75 and in worst scenario they will keep reminding you in between.

Re: why are these socks on the floor?

oay Bobby....mere dost itnay zulm..Yeh Yeh kiya hai??

na mere dost hamari sab ki duwway tumharay saath ho gi

We do have good memories :)

Are you going to marry a woman/girl or an elephant ?
Only elephants are known to have that kind of memory. :D

Re: why are these socks on the floor?

You treat marriage like a negotiation. Deny, deny deny, and then bribe. Nope not married. But frankly if she has issues with socks on the floor she is going to divorce me in minutes.

Some women are elephants!!! :hehe:

Re: why are these socks on the floor?

sounds too familiar .. socks on the floor, wet towel on the bed, bathroom sink covered in hair shavings.. agghhhh

Not so good for us.

We do grow hair we are pakistani men. What did you expect?

ma husband is the opposite… he cleans and drys the washroom after taking shower… infact he would do it even when i used it and left it unclean and bzy in getting ready… he would go and clean it himself…

he keeps his belongings in its proper place… so i guess not all guys r janwar… :snooty:

Once you are married you will know what am I talking about.

Tum Janwar ho?

Re: why are these socks on the floor?

Uhh, what if you marry someone who couldn't care less about socks on the floor. Then will you complain she isn't a good/tudy wifey or will you breath easier?

Well we(men) only know after we are married. For now I am totally human.

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If we are so janwar its all women's fault.
They start training men the moment they met them, Don't they??

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oay Bobby gud luck yaar...

Re: why are these socks on the floor?

I don't know man.

But I have been working on my defence tactics.

Re: why are these socks on the floor?

Answer my question please.