See now isnt it a waste of money to not wear all those hawt new outfits muz baji?
Come on!! and the shaddi ka lehgna - if you’ve worn it three times then no need to consider it a waste - isnt that the rule for zakat? Wear something atleast three times and no zakat is due on it?
Come on hawt stuff - you dont want dhulans to be all jealous of you now do you!
and I like dhulai bhai - shopaholic huh? does he have a younger brother? Wait - I can’t do that anymore can I?