app ki maa..India mai..mai app ki bahen.,
…
to kya boltay hai kolo?
bandiyenn…bahut ayegi:hehe:
O meray sonay re sona re
Sona re :halo:
ya hababi
ya muslimo ya bla bla
kia ho raha hai yahan 
ohhh tu India mein rahein gay…oh btw..Aunty ji ki koshishein kahan tuk kamyaab hoween? kuch baat bani? bolo bolo tell tell..ab yeh tu khair mein aap ko keh nahi sakti k sharmaye mut..kyun k sharam tu khair aap k paas ati nahi hai.. :halo:
ohh tu gullo ki lines churai howi theen..i c…mein bhi soochoon k itni kaun Mental hai jisse bhotoon ki awaazein sunney ka shauq hai 
haan na ..mein jaldi sona chah rahi thi, aur apne aap ko dant bhi rahi thi, k Rabia so jao ab..per museebat neend ki bachi hi nahi aa rahi thi..mein kia karti 
..woh tu itni mushkil se neend ko ley kar aye tub kkahin jaa kar soye thi… aur phir 8:40 mera bhai room mein aya…bongay ne itni zor se darvaza khola aur mein ne itni zor se karvat badli k girte girte bach gaye 
… phir us ki shamat aye thi…aur aa kar kehta hai, ‘aapa jaldi uthain jaldi uthain’..mein ne kaha kaun si akhir aa gaye hai, kehta hai pata nahi, ammi ne kaha tha ja kar utha do :halo:..bechara bilkul hi bonga ho gaya hai…
aur sab yehi kehte hain ghayab ho jao gi…per agar apa ki terha khaya, tu ghayab karvane k bavajood ghayab nahi hoon gi… 
naa rehne do…thode din aur wait karte hai uske baad 
plz nah???
kaise ho jee ? kya haal chaal hai 
hello re hello..
kya haal hai tannno..
chal nuch mere sang:nuch:
come re come
hoz that?
the hon aur thak bhi ayoo mil ke cig peeyaen :
dam maro dam 
mit jaey gham 
wah wah :k:
kya bat hai :halo:
shukriye nawazish karam
hello shello Sandoo baji..
..yahan bhi hi hello 
PK hiii..how r u 
**Daagh ** kaun si thread kholne se manna kar rahey hain? bolo bolo tell tell..
gullu 
bechare Gulzaar Saab…unka naam mitti mein mila diya…tch tch tch…haan unke poetry is veryyyyyyyy nice…woh Masoom movie ke songs bhi to unhi ke hai saaare…
oh naam na lo mom ka…unka bass chale to yahi internet par hi shaadi karva de meri pareshaan kar raha hai..every alternate day when i call her koi na koi naya rishta aaya hota hai mein to pehle hi keh deta hoon ab ki rishte wali baat last mein kare…and last mein woh baat aane se pehle hi mein allah haafiz kar deta hoon 
heheheheeh aapka bhai bechara bhalai karne aaya aapko uthane aap usi ko daantne lag gayi aur woh aap itne zor se kyon karvat badle
well humari tarah khaane ke liye kaafi mehnat and dedication ki zaroorat hoti hai woh aap mein nahi hai to aap koshish bhi nahi karna kabhi theek hai…
aur ab to KK ko bhi thoda line par laane ka plan hai…kal unko dher saare pakore khilaye ghar par aaloo ke and mirchon ke and onions ke and bread ke
:nono: aap nahi bas hum piyege
dum maaro dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
aur sunaye kaise mijaz hai aapke
aehey…app ki kiss ka jawab nahe..aur mere pass koe baat nahe..
i’m fine shine..app sunaye..
:nono: 
koi thread shread nahi hai…yeh to bachchi hai aiwein hi ziddie kar rahi hai…
dont u ppl think daggho bhaiay shud gett married and get us a bhabhi?
he all alone..
hum ko peenay se koi nahi rok saktaa cig
neway im fine shine tine n U
bachi..:mad1:
jao mai app say baat nahe karte..
gullo ka naam mitti mein nahi milaya..ussey thoda chota kia hai..ab kaun gulzar boley..
…haan waise us k lyrics bohat achey hotey hain..teary1
haww hayee aunty k saath itna bada vishwaasgaath..woh bhi isi khushi mein sari baatein karti hoon gi k kab akhri baat ho aur kab woh baat karein..aur us se pehle hi aap bye shye kar deytey ho..
..mein abhi aunty ko yahan se khat likhti hoon…k akhri baat sab se pehle kar liya karein…warna Daagh bohat shaaney ho gaye hain hoonh
bechara nahi hai woh..bonga hai..aur bhalai dkeho zara…aram se darvaza nahi khol sakta tha..
…aur karvat zor se is liye badli..kyun k us ne jis dhamakay se darvaza khola tha, meri jan nikal gaye..aur saath mein hi mera tape recorder pada hota hai..woh bhi lagte lagte bacha.. bailan
ohh pakoray khayein they..haha ketchup tu nahi rakhi thi na saath…un ka tu ussi se pait bhar gaya hoga…hehe…ammi abhi kebab bana rahi hain…aur ab khane ko kehne wali hain.. bummer