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PK yeh shairi ka bhoot kab se savar ho gaya tum per :halo:…
aur ohhhhhhhhh tu talash-e-bhabhi ka thread kholna chah rahi ho..tu kholo na..pooch kyun rahi ho..jao jao kholo :D..

Daagh pata chal gaya hai k woh kaun si thread kholna chah rahi thi..ab aap eik romal pakdo..aur ussey apne mun per rakho…pata nahi kyun per dulha aisa karta hai :halo:

Sandoo ji mashallah mashallah peechey kuch reh gaya tha..mera matlub..fine shine tine k baad? :halo:

haan na Gulzar ke lyrics are wonderful old and new both…and Jagjit Singh ki kitniiiiiiiiii saare ghazals bhi wahi likhte hai…

well mom ke saath aisa hi karna padhta hai na…otherwise to pata nahi kitna kuch set kar dete ab tak to …har naya rishta puraane se better hi lagta hai…:rolleyes: is liye meine kaha aap saare jama kar le phir dekhege :smiley:

tch tch tch bechare aapke bhai log…meri poori humdardi unke saath hai…

haan ketchup bhi tha but humne jyada diya nahi unko bas pakore hi khaane ko kaha :smiley: woh bhi 2-4 mein to unka pait bhi bhar gaya…

wowowowowow3o kebab :yummy: kaash meri mom yaha hoti …to mein bhi aish hi karta na…aap ki mom itna kuch banati hai aapke liye aapko to koi kadr hi nahi :frowning:

mein to aiwein hi formality keliye keh raha tha…good i have a company now :smokin:

mein bhi fine-shine-tine-dine-kine :smiley:

:hehe: :hehe:

chalo achcha hai ab aap thread kholne ko to nahi kahoge na :stuck_out_tongue:

nahi rabi ajee
bus fine shine time mine pine ke bad kuch nahi :halo:

:rotfl:

aur koi nahi mila aapko …

wiase woh rumaal wala system is liye hoga ki dulha last minute par mooh na khole and sab ko pata chal jaye kitna bonga hai :stuck_out_tongue:

haan gullu k gane jab jagoo gata hai tu bohat sundar ho jatey hain gaaney..ati sundar ho jatey hain…:Pretty: ..aur phir rona bhi aa jata hai teary1

oh tu ab tuk kitni banderiyan, aur chipkaliyan jama howi hain.. aur waise sahi baat hai, Pk sahi keh rahi hai, ab shadi kar hi lo…ab lathi uthane ka intezar na karien..baqi sare kaam tu ho hi gaye hain na…mutlub, dantton ka tootna, ballon ka udna…bla bla bla…bus ab is ko bhi muqao…:smokin:

3, 4 pakoron se zyada mujh se bhi nahi khaya jata…3, 4 bhi bohat mushkil se ander thoosti hoon..thoosti nahi hoon thuste hain mujh mein…kia kia zulm hota hai mujh miskeen per koi kia jane :teary3:
‘mein hubab-e-bahr ka sheesha hoon
mere totne mein sada nahi’…

mujhe meri amma ki qadr hai…per is ka mutlub yeh nai k woh jab jab jo jo banaye mein khati rahoon..mujhe phatna nahi hai…:hoonh:

nahi filhal is thread per tu aap k siva koi bonga nahi hai…:mocking:

aur yeh romal se mujhe itni uljahn hoti hai..samajh mein nahi ata k rakhte kyun hain…kahin aisa tu nahi k shadi k din har dulha ko nazla ho jata ho :eek:…ya phir naqli dant chupane k liye rakha ho..eek

kaafi ho gayi hai and kuch to khatarnaak si dikhne waliya bhi hai :eek: mere se bhi khatarnaak :eek: mom ne pics bheje the 3…

nahi kee abhi to baal udne mein and daant tootne mein kaafi tame hai…to intezaar karege hum abhi :smokin:

bas 3-4 pakoreeeeeeeeeeeeeee mein hi pait bhar jaata…yaha to pata hi nahi chalta kaha poori thaali khatam :yummy:

wah wah kya sher hai wah wah…but yeh hubab-e-bahar kya hota hai ???

nahi mom ki qadr tabhi hoti hai jab woh jo bhi banaye jitna bhi banaye khana chahiye :smiley:

:rotfl: nakli daant

well haan kuch to hai…aur dulhan bhi khana khaane mein kya nakhre karti hai baap re…meri ek cousin jo ki itna khaati jo mila jaha mila sab…shaadi wale din na na na na :smack2:

aap se bhayanak log hotey hain :eek:…wah rey phir tu ajooba ho gaya …tu ajooobe k liye ajooba hi dhoonte gi na aunty :mocking:

aur hubab-e-bahr hmmmm..pani k bulbuley ko kehte hain..:konfused:…eik aur sher boloon plz..:blush:…mein bol rahi hoon, aap han kahein ya na :hoonh: haan tu ahem ahem…

‘ashkoon ne cheen li, kahin aahoon ne cheen li
yun lut gaye hai kalb ki daulat jaga jaga..’
eik aur eik aur?? acha theek hai theek hai nahi sunati..ro mut…snooty

aur dulhan ko dulhan bante waqt nakhre dikhane padte hain na…ab agar dulhan khati jayein gi, tu dulha tu dar kar bhag jaye ga na…k yeh tu itni paito hai, mujhe kia khilaye gi…tu shadi wale din zara dhokey mein rakhna padta hai :smiley:

haan na mein khud bhi darr gaya tha unko dekh kar…:eek: uske baad kabhi dekhe hi nahi…

oh achchcha paani ka bulbula…hmmm ab to woh sher aur bhi interesting lag raha…i thot woh delicate si perfume bottles hoti na woh samjha tha…

wah wah kya baat hai is sher ke bhi…mashallah…aur sunaye na please please please…

:rotfl: paito biwi

well agar mujhe aisi koi paito mil jaye to life ban jaaye…:yummy: din bhar bas pakate rahege and khaate rahege :smiley:

aap dar gaye they un ko dekh kar..??? yani k waqayee koi darawni cheez thi..kahin aaina tu nahi dekh rahey they na ghalti se.. :eek:

lo..perfume ki bottle kaha se beech mein aa gaye :smack: … acha ab kehte hain tu 1 aur suna deyti hoon rehm dil jo hoon…pretty
ahem ahem..

‘hum ne mana k tagafil na karo gay lekin
khaak ho jayein gay hum tum ko khabar hone tuk’

acha ab mein jaa rahi hon..amma huzoor bulayeing…tu bye shye..aur takecare bhi kar leina, ijazat di..:snooty:…acha haan woh jo book mein ne padhi thi na ‘khumar-e-akhri shab’..us ka akhri shair yeh tha…

‘dono jahan teri muhabbat mein har k
woh jaa raha hai koi shab-e-ghum guzar k’…
end bohat emotional tha..pehli bar koi book padh kar roye thi :teary1:

acha ok Allah hafiz n ba :wave:

wah wah kya baat hai mashallah bahot hi khoobsorat shers hai…yeh book urdu mein hai kya ??? :frowning:

i want to read as well…

hmm theek hai ab parso milege tab tak apna khayal rakhiyega and be good

allah haafiz :flower1:

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bus karo logo thak jao gay bol bol ke :halo:

:hehe: aap bhi aaya kare is thread mein 2-4 din mein aap bhi use to ho jaoge :smiley:

je acha :halo:

i cant type like u n rabia

pooray 2-3 pages par pata nahi kia kia likh datay hain aap log …'itni lambi kahanian :sleep:

ufff im lazy pari :Pretty:

aap apna magic wand use kare na …aap bas soche and woh sab likha jaayega :smack: Pariyon ko bataana padhta hai ki magic kaise karna hai

aur i wonder ke jin aajkal itnay aqalmand kassay ho gyae :konfused:

jinn nahi bhoot :devil: