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daurey pariyoon ko nahi bhootoon aur mental ko padhte hain..yeh daure wala kaam aap ko hi mubarak ho.. :rolleyes:
hamey Allah ka shukar hai aisi koi bemaari nahi hai..

aur waise tu mein yeh wala gana nahi gane wali thi per aap kyunk aap ne mana kia hai tu gana tu farz ban gaya hai aur phir aap ne gaa kar tu bechare gane ki itni bisti ki hai ab ussey bhi tu sambhalna hai…haan tu..

aae mein tu aaye nazaroon k anjane ek jahan se
laye mein tu laye baharoon k afsane bhi wahan se
na na mujhe choona na door hi rehna :hoonh: Pariii hon mein.. :snooty:

^^ hey beany :wave: how are you? :~)

hi …:wave:
kiya haal chaal haiN ?
yr yeh is ko mana karOo … itnay lambay lambay msg naa kiya karay … GS ki ink khatam hOO gai tou …:konfused:

Daagh… lagtaa hai aaj yahan roasted beans buttain gai… :hehe:
Raboooo roast kurrai ge abhi .. :wink: ----->:Strawberry-Ankhain:

haan na wohi tu…mein ne jo padha tha woh menu card..ab un ko mauqa mila tu kaise jane deytey haath se..afterall cousins kis k hain :smack:

aur aap ne lunch nahi kia tha :eek: haye rey haye..yeh kaise ho gaya.. waise agar 1:00 baje uth kar nashta bhi karein gay tu ussey lunch hi kaha jata hai waise :halo: apni tasali k liye keh diya k lunch nahi kia tha…wah rey..chalkiyan dekho zara…

aur bore hote howey bhi bhook lagti hai..tobahh…insan koi eik kaam karta hai..ya usse boriyat hoti hai ya bhook lagti hai..in k case mein tu buy 1 get 1 free :rolleyes:

aur yahan tu kuch nahi ho raha..ammi khana bananey gaye hain..pata nahi kia bana rahi hain..waise kal mein ne chicken banaya tha..wah :yummy: kia chicken tha…bechara pehle tu us ne apni poori rudad sunaye jo jo us k saath aap dono ne kia tha..phir us ne katha sunaye kw oh kaise bach kar kingston se b’ham aye..phir ja kar paki kahin.. :smack:

ary abhi say kitchen k kaam kar rahay haiN aap … perfect for BEGUM haaN …:rotato:
kapray dhOO laitay hOo …
GS pay meri naZar main aik hay aap k liyay …

tu yeah aap kai cousins bhi aap kai jaisai… yanee aap jai aor bhi hain dunyaa mai…:eek:
kahan huttai hain ye sare kai saare… :confused:

PS: Emails check naheen kein … :hoonh:

Kaprai bhi dhuu laitta aor Tabyat ke bhi saffae kur laitta… GS pur hai aik jiss ku zaroorat hai … :hoonh:

aur lambay lambay msgs ko padhne ki himmat na rkhane waley Mr. Bean :mocking:

aur hamare haal theek hain unhey kia hona hai..hoga tu mujhe hoga hal ko kia hoga…aur mujhe koi kuch kare yeh kaise ho sakta hai…aur chal bhi waisi ki waisi hai … balkey thodi badal gaye hia pehle raingti thi ab crawl kar leyti hoon.. :halo:

aur kaun sa aap Ink bharte hain is mein jo itna rehm aa raha hai Ink per?? itna kaun sa gehra nata hai aap ka aur ink ka?? pichley janam ka tu nahi hai kahin.. rolleyes … jis din aap k paisoon ki ink bharey gi bata di ga..tub tu is se bhi zyada lamba msg karoongi inshallah…

aur waise hi vye :snooty: aur yeh ankhoon mein kaun sa infection ho gaya hai :rolleyes:

aur kiya kiya karlaitay hOO …
jootay wootay polish , dusting ,…etc..
GS pay aik emloyer ko zaroorat hay lower staff ki …

…chicken banayaa .. :yummy: bhaij du yahan… 10p 10p 10p …:rolleyes:
:rotfl: @ chicken ke katha …

:smack:

ji nahi..mere jaisa tu khair koi aur ho nahi sakta…woh log insan hi hain..mein Pari hoon…mere eik cousin ko tu aap jante hi hoongay…Mr. Saby bhai..:rolleyes: aur hum dono koi eik jaise nahi hian..aur agar yeh kaha tu mujhe chullo bhar pani dhoondna pade ga un k liye..takey unhey doba do… mein kyun doboon…pari ka bar bar janam thodi hota hai… :snooty:

aur sare cousins apne ghur mein hi hote hain..mental hospital se choot gaye hain sarey.. rolleyes

Ps.. kaun si email??? :hoonh:

naheen uss kai lia tu new members rakhai hain naa… jiss ke bhi 1k sai kam houn unn sai yahee kam kurwattai hain…
PS: woh kounnai ke suffai naheen ke tumm nai… chullu dubara kuru… poura toilet saaf kurna hai abhi.. verna raat ku khana naheen millai ga.. :hoonh:

haan ofcourse cousins kiske hai…aap ke relatives poore duniya mein hai ? koi aisi jagaha jaha woh nahi hai ??? :smiley:

well tasalli ke liye nahi meine breakfast bhi nahi kiya tha…was doing some work in the kitchen…woh mere housemates aa rahe hai na next week wapas so unke aane se pehle ghar theek thaak karna padhega na…abhi to each and every room in the house is my room :rolleyes: har room mein kuch na kuch padha hua hai kahi kapre kahi joote kahi books kahi kuch

oh achcha kal aapne banaya khana…kya wahi wala chicken achar wala ? waise aap to keh rahe the ki aapne woh program dekhna hai to phir kya hua? program nahi aaya???

aur yeh woh chicken nahi hoga jo Kingston se B’ham pahoch sake hum zinda nahi chorte and jab maar hi dete hai to khaa bhi lete hai na :smiley:

khama kha bhaij doon..itni mushkil se woh bechari bhag kar aye thi aap logoon k kabze se..wapis maut k mun mein dhakail doon..rehm dil bhi hoti hoon mein… :smack:

aur waise bhi us ka ram nam sate ho chuka hai.. :rolleyes: ab woh is dunya mein nahi rahi..Allah us ki aatma ko hamare paitoon mein shant hi rakhey :halo:

aur phir 10p 10p shoro ho gayee :bailan:

sar mut peeto..pehle hi dimagh kam hai..jitna hai woh bhi dab jaye ga..jo likha hai padho… jab padh lein tu utha di ga :rolleyes:

ke thee koe … :hoonh: card tha koe… faragh dil ju houn… :snooty:

aaj sara lower rank staff chala gaya hay … aaj toilet saaf nahi hOOsakta … waisay hee soo jaOO …

yaraa … dimagh nahin peet raha sir peet raha hOon …:smack:
normal logOOn ka dimagh head k back side pay hoota hay …