neend kaisai aae ge… raat bhur tumhara khayal rhai gaa, kai bhalla kaisai su rahai hu gai gundai toilet mai .. 
kafee rehm dil ju houn… :halo:
haan poori dunya mein phailey howey hain mere cousins…
waise bhi pagaloon ki kami tu dunya k kissi kone mein nahi hai…
ohhh tu kitchen mein ramo kaka baney howey they sara din… aur kitchen itna phaila howa hi kyun tha? jo poora din samaitne mein lag gaya 
oh haan poore kingston ki chickens ki lashein padi hoon gi na bummer…aur poore ghur ko bhi gunda kia howa hai..chchc kash k aparna waise hi tapak pade..begair bataye takey sahi pitai ho…agar woh nahi kar sakteen tu mein aa jao gi apna hatyaar ley kar
aur phir aap k ghur k sath sath apna bhi saf kar va loon gi..eik bailan se do shikar…
haan na kal woh prog ana tha aur aya bhi..aur mein ne dekha bhi…woh prog 8:00 baje shoro hona tha..ammi ne kaha k rabia mujhe tumhare haath ka khana hai tu tum banao..mein ne kaha wah rey kia bahana hai… hoonh…phir ammi ne 1, 2 dafa aur kaha phir kyun k mein rhem dil hoon tu taras aa gaya 
tu mein ne kaha theek hai phir mein ne 8:00 baje se pehle pehle sab bana liya tha..aur elaan kar diya tha k 8:00 bajte hi remote control mere haath mein hona chaye..phir 8:00 bajte hi mein sofa per beith gaye daira jama liya..ammi ko bhi bula liya phir hum sab ne beith kar dekha 
aur woh chicken waheen ka tha,tub hi tu itna dheet tha kat hi nahi raha tha..mar mar kar kata mein ne…eik tu us ki katha sunney k baad waise hi sar dard ho gaya tu sara gussa nikal diya tha…*smokin:
haan tu normal logoon ka dimagh head k back side per hota hai na..tub hi tu aap se keh rahi hoon k aap na peete aap ka front per hi hai
ary yaara! kiya naubat aa gai hay …
khuwab bhee toilet related aa rahay haiN …
khair yr its a human psyche .. jahan saara din guzarta hay khuwab bhee waisay hee aatay haiN …
acha.. mein ne dekhi hi nahi… farigh log nahi hoon na 
per sabr farigh logoon k saath hoon filhal tu un ka asar ho gaya hai..check karti hoon rukein..kia yaad rakhein gay kis rhem dil se pala pada tha
tumhara replies k calliber say lag raha hay tumhara brain kahan sitiuated hay …
ohhhhhh to saare cousins ka oopar wala floor khaali hai aapke tarah hi 
well chalo aap se itne dino se chatting ho rahi to i think ab to mein poore duniya mein kahi bhi jaa sakta hoon na 
haan saara kitchen hi garbad tha 
jitne bartan mein use kar sakta tha kar liye the aaj subah to coffee banane ke liye bhi kuch nahi tha so saare dhoone padhe sahi mein poore ramu kaka types din tha and waise bhi kaafi saare bartan toot bhi chuke mere se i will have to buy them before aparna comes back and replace them…kisi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi hogi ki kaunse toote the
aur yeh bailan lekar mere peeche kyon padhe ho…waise bhi bahot zor se lagta hai mom ne bachpan mein ek baar maara tha gusse mein abhi tak yaad hai woh…
bechara chicken ab to marr gaya aur khaa bhi liya ab to achcha bolo uske baare mein poor soul…meri poori hamdardi uske saath hai…woh jaha bhi rahe khush rahe
acha hai pata chal gaya khud hi.. jin k paas brain hota hai woh hi ‘lambay’ replies kar aur padh sakte hain
Ok, I guess you aren’t loging on to MSN, I emailed that about two days back.. 
sorry ppl mera net bara khabees hai baar baar d/c ho jata hai 
oho yeh kya net connection hai aapka…chenge kare foran…and Telewest ka lagwa lo…yaha UK se direct line
lambay msgs k liyay brain nahi time ki zaroorat hooti hay
hamara connection bura nahi hai but mere PC mein chalna bund ho jata hai achanuk phir bhai k PC se connect kerna parta hai itni duur jaker
ohoooooooooo
well aapne faaltu se softwares install kiye hoge woh saare un-install kar do…
:k: 2M DSL blueyonder ..
mujhe nahi pata k mere PC mein falto softwares hain k nahi :halo:
reply tou keejiyay janaab
phir “wahan” k khayalaat main khOO gai kiya …?
woh aapke lower right hand corner of PC mein dikh rahe hoge…some Bonzy or something like that woh ek Monkey aakar baatein karta and all that stupid softwares…mere bhai ke PC par hote the woh saare…after an hour or so the monkey pops up ans talks to you and asks you if you want him to sing a song
meri terha wala khali nahi hai..un ka tu bachpan se hi khali hai..Allah miyan ne safai kar k bheja tha unhey yahan..i think dimagh ki bhi safai kar di thi.. rolleyes.. mein ne tu khud hi chupa kar rakha howa hai na dimagh ko dooor…takey koi chori na kar ley..
chchch ramo kaka aap ko isi liye tu naukra nahi di thi k aap bartan gunde karo…bartan dhone ki naukri thi gunde ya todne k nahi ab aane do aparna ko mein bataoun gi ussey..kanoon kaan khabar ho na ho muun se tu khabar kar hi doon gi..warna haath zindabad.. :k:
aur mein bailan le kar peechey nahi padi bailan hi apna shikar dhondta hai…ussey pata hai k kis per padna chaye…meri sohbat mein samjhdar jo ho gaya hai 
tu is liye aap ko tu pitay ga hi woh…aur wah rey Aunty ji ne tu bada naik kaam kia aap ko mar kar..per us bailan se dobara roti ban gaye thi? bailan bach tu gaya tha na
aur woh jo chicken thi us ne marna tu tha hi..mere haath jo aa gaya tha… ab mar gaya hai tu kia acha kia bura bolna us k baare mein…us ki aatma wapis aa gaye tu..phir katha sunaney beith jaye gi… smack… aur waise woh jahan hai khush hai..hum agar mar sakte hain tu sambhal bhi sakte hain
KK kaun si email???mujhe tu koi nazar nahi aa rahi???
rabiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa