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Chullu abb Massi naheen bullaon gaa… khush?? take a chill pill …:flower2: :flower1:

well aap aane se pehle phone kar de to mein bhi aa jaya karooga time par :smiley:

achcha aapki formality sucnkar achcha laga…

me doing fine…fever and cold abhi bhih hai :frowning: saara din strepsils kha raha hoon :teary2:

aao sunaye kya chal raha hai ?

meree pittaeee :hehe:

haan theek hai..mein Mental hospital mein phone kar k bata diya karoon gi.. k eik Mental hai Daagh k nick se un ko rasiyon se bandh lein kyun k hum GS tashreef ley jane waley hain tu woh wahan na dikhein..:mocking:

haan formality thi is liye sun kar acha hi lagna tha..bura tu kuch kaha nahi tha k bura lage :rolleyes: hayeeeeeeeee fever abhi tuk nahi gaya…haye jeeta reh fever…khush reh…mera ashirwad hamesha tumhare saath hai fever..:biggthumb..per zara check karna kahin fever ko bhi fever na ho gaya ho aap k paas reh reh kar..

aur aaj bhi khoon chal raha hai…:rolleyes:

Kamo kaka aap k maasi bulalane se koi farq nahi padta mujhe…kaka sehhzadi ko kuch bhi kahey shehzadi ko kia.. :snooty:

per itne bhole nahi ho jitne ban rahey hain… mein ne massi kehne per nahi mara tha.. bholey miskeen..sharafat tu tapak rahi hai.. :hoonh:

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fever ko itni sari duaen ??? aur humare liye kuch nahi :frowning:

chalo dekhi teri dunaiya :frowning:

yeh khoon bore nahi ho jaata aapka chalte chalte ???

haan inke desk ke paas hi ek bucket hoti hai…

sharafat tapak tapak kar jama hote rehti hai :rolleyes:

:confused: tu kis baat pur… achaa bhai tum itna bhi naheen boulteen… lu ab tu khush…:flower1: :flower2:

aik naheen du du… :rolleyes:

haan tu fever se humdardi hai mujhe..bechare ka kia hashr ho gaya hoga aap k saath reh kar..aap se tu humdardi nahi hai tu aap ko kyun duayein doon.. chalo chalo nahi deyti jao…:snooty: oh per yaad aya mein tu rhem dil hoon na..oh tu chalo eik dey hi deyti hoon,kia yaad rakho gay kis rhem dil se pala pada tha..haan tu Allah aap ko aqal dey..aur aap k fever ko sehat..:stuck_out_tongue:

aur agar mera khoon chalte chlate bore ho gaya tu us ka chalna tu mein waise hi rok doon gi.. mein dekhti hoon kaise bore hota hai yeh..:mad2: agar zyada panga liya na is ne hum se tu shayad yeh janta nahi hamey… :2guns:

hayeeee zara sharafat ka putla tu dekho logoon…sharafat tu tot tot kar bhari padi hai :hoonh:

mera khiyal hai k mujhe us guppy meet per ana hi pade ga… in kaka ko tu tapkana hi pade ga…bohat uchal raha hai bacha abhi.. :2guns:

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oh aapki rehm dili ka hum tah-e-dil se shukriya adaa karte hai :flower2:

aur khoon ke saath panga na le aap chal raha hai chalne de…usko dhamki nahi dena :nono1:

aur haan aap guppy meet mein aa hi jaye :blush: :blush:

haan chori ki howi har cheez zyada hi hoti hai… kis ki sharafat chura kar beith gaye hain…chorrrrrrrrr …:bailan:

meri tu nahi kahin :eek: haww hayeeee ab mein kia karoon gi..eik hi thi mere paas tu woh bhi itni mushkil se mili thi.. :bummer:

wapis doo :bailan:

haan je aap nai kaha aor aa gaen… :mocking:
By the way humm kissi sai nahee durtai… :stuck_out_tongue:

Haan jaisai aap ke Rehm dilli. Samajh daree, Faragh dilli, Akalmandee … sabh kuch buhat ziada hai… :rolleyes:

theek hai theek hai… welcome shelcome ..ab khade ho jao :snooty:

aur kyun na loon khoon k saath panga..woh agar Rabia k saath panga ley ga tu us ko saza bhi mile gi.. :mad2: khooni hum bhi kam nahi.. woh khoon hai tu hum khooni ..hoonh :snooty:

aap kyun itne safaid ho gaye hain?? haan waise acha hai dar k mare rang safaid ho hi jata hai…koi gal nahi..daro hum se bacha.. aur guppy meet mein aney k bare mein main dekhoon gi, soochoon gi kal parson kuch kahoon gi.. :snooty:

dekha naaaaaa… akhir kaar man hi gaye k hum kitnee zyada rehm dil, samajhdar etc etc hain..chalo jaise bhi pata chala pata tu chala na.. aur zyada hain tu is liye thodi k hum ne chori ki hai..yeh bhi tu ho sakta hai k rehm diloon aur samjhdaroon wageira wageira ko tapka kar hum ne un ki yeh keemti cheezein apne paas sambhal li hoon..issey chori nahi kehte :snooty:

hehehhee :hehe:

chalo le lo panga hume kya karna hai…tumhara khoon and tumhara panga :hoonh:

safed nahi pink :blush:

haan achche se soche…kal, parso, tarso, charso, narso, saare so soche
but aaiyega zaroor :blush:

kia horaha hai yehan par :hoonh:

kahir.. ab hum aayen hian aap ki thread main Daaagh.. so whr is the redcarpet for my istaqbaal :snooty: