When your ISP is down

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Every now and then our ISP seem to drop dead for no reason at all. This list is for things to do during those unimaginable times.

  1. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
  2. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
  3. You mean there’s something else to do?
  4. Steal WiFi from your neighbor.
  5. Play single player mode.
  6. Get that kidney transplant you’ve been putting off.
  7. Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks.
  8. Start talking to your girlfriend again.
  9. Call friends to see if their ISP is working.
  10. Create your own IM bot to converse with.
  11. Plot out your revenge for the ISP.
  12. Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
  13. Open up the ol’ pinging .bat file!
  14. Take a shower and scrape off mold/fern from body.
  15. Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.
  16. Switch to TV.
  17. Twiddle your thumbs.
  18. Go to the bathroom (of course!).
  19. Hang yourself with network cables.
  20. Load up the zsnes emulator and play chrono trigger and earthbound for hours.
  21. Smack your modem against the wall.
  22. Smash your head on the keyboard until it restores.
  23. Get a black rooster paint a pentacle with his blood and do some invocations.
  24. Go out to buy another pallet of Mountain Dew for the year ahead.
  25. Host a LAN game with hopes of people joining.
  26. Write your lists on paper.
  27. Bet on horses; wake up the gerbil.
  28. Go to Starbucks and Login to T-Mobile.
  29. Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed.
  30. Try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up.
  31. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
  32. Dial 911.

Source: http://www.rajtilak.net/2009/03/50-funniest-quotes-ever.html

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My life is complete now

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Thank me later. First, you need to go take a shower.

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Now how would you know that unless you smelled me? Which sounds very wrong :nahi:

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ew. I have my sources. :chai: Now off you go shabash.

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haha .. GPRS/3G on phone zindabad :stuck_out_tongue:

you can always play Angry birds too :hehe:

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Thoray paisay aur daal kare , acha wala ISP low. Mine never goes down. :snooty:

P.S : This list is so stale that it stinks like a dead rat. :chai:

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^ :mad: Aap apni list post karein phir!

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You have someone who knows how I smell?

Lets add STALKING to your growing list of weirdness :nahi:

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You’re not even denying it. Now I am certain that you haven’t taken a shower since last Eid. :nahi:

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You’re not denying you stalk…:nahi:

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saves list to computer for the end of the world…err i mean future reference (i.e. for when ISP goes down…aka end of the world)

:chai: surrrrrrrrrrrrr surrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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:hehe: you got him.

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ISP…don’t remind me…:mad:

and yup i really need to save post # 1…

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:mirch:
There is an app for that.