What's the rudest/weirdest/craziest thing you've come across.......

EWWWW!!! If I was the bride I would have
A) demanded to have the vomit cleaned up at once
B) Embarassed the hell out of the woman by making loud comments about how overstuffing on free food is dangerous to children’s health
C) Made sure she and her family were somehow ‘persuaded’ to leave the venue ASAP!