I have a funny/gross story. I went to a wedding last year. When appetizers were served, there was a lady who PILED her plate very high, and another for her 2 year old daughter. She followed her 2 year old daughter all around the hall, stuffing her face with food. Finally the little girl walked up onto the stage, right infront of the chairs for the Bride and Groom (neither of them were sitting there yet), and the mom kept stuffing her mouth, when all of a sudden the little girl started to throw up all over the stage! It was like a fountain, it wouldnt stop! All the mother did, was take her napkin and place it over the vomit on the stage, picked up her daughter and went back to her seat. No one even bothered to clean up the vomit, and the bride and groom ended up sitting on a vomit covered stage! Their marriage ended in divorce…but I dont think that had anything to do with the vomit, but you can never be sure!
EWWWW!!! If I was the bride I would have
A) demanded to have the vomit cleaned up at once
B) Embarassed the hell out of the woman by making loud comments about how overstuffing on free food is dangerous to children’s health
C) Made sure she and her family were somehow ‘persuaded’ to leave the venue ASAP!