What's an ideal wife?

Lifestyle Relationships
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one that doesnt have a big mouth.

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*Originally posted by Destinee: *

Good joke Mal1k
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y thank u Ms. Destinee, I never knew u would be sooooooooooo sweet...no really u are...:p

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by mal1k: *

y thank u Ms. Destinee, I never knew u would be sooooooooooo sweet...no really u are...:p
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:-| I never did anything good to you, how, all of a sudden, am I sweet?
Is there some kind of revenge going on? Don't pick on me. :-(

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Destinee: *

:-| I never did anything good to you, how, all of a sudden, am I sweet?
Is there some kind of revenge going on? Don't pick on me. :-(
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no really, no revenge, I just see a lot of ppl picking up unnecessarily on u, so I decided to say something sweet for a change but in good way

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*Originally posted by Spartan: *
a wife w/o make-up is an ideal wife
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Then the prob of you marrying an ugly woman wil lincrease 560 fold

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An ideal wife would be one who can make me smile every day.

Oh, and one who has a body mass index in the normal band.

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*Originally posted by mAd_ScIeNtIsT: *
An ideal wife would be one who can make me smile every day.

Oh, and one who has a body mass index in the normal band.
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Well Maddy one way to ensure that is to have a BMI in teh normal band too :p

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My BMI is 22.8 - a normal BMI is 18.5-24.9.

My trick is that while I have a huge fat tummy, I keep my arms and legs skinny. :blush:

All my fat gets concentrated on my tummy , which gives me a distorted figure (:bummer: ) but a healthy weight for my height (:hula: )

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I'm gonna have a go and for once answer seriously.

Ok obviously apart from having stunning looks, my future wife has to be able to share a joke and understand my slightly twisted sense of humour.
And also not to be over-sensitive. I absolutely hate sensitive women who start crying about any ol' bullsh*t. She has to be a strong woman (not literally). If my future wife ever tries the old 'I need a shoulder to cry on', I would honestly give her a slap and tell her to belt up.

And she better not be one them women who try to be cute by saying stuff like 'fwend' and trying to talk like a baby. I will honestly divorce that woman right there and then.

Ok this is turning into another one of my rants, - better stop.

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Fita lets hook up :clown:

Could you compromise on the stunning looks part though?

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I’ve told you before, woman. I don’t do bestiality.

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Fita I tell you you don;t knwo what your missing...

Anyways I hope you end up with a timid lil lady and crave for the beast. ;)

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gooochie goooochie goooooooooooo
awww u such a cute lil mannnnnnnn :kiss: :love: :hug:

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the question is, should YOU compromise on the stunning looks/personality? :smiley:

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Looks dont matter.

Personality he has plenty off...

56

An ideal wife? Such specie is extinct..

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One who is built like a spanish woman, hairless like a japanese woman, freaky like a porn star.

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are we talking about the same guy here ?? :konfused:

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Originally posted by *Aijaz 5-26: *
An ideal wife? Such specie is extinct..
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just like an ideal husband :)

btw..is ur bday may 26th?

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*Originally posted by Sara516: *

just like an ideal husband :)

btw..is ur bday may 26th?
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I agree to the first part. Yes true.
No, its the birthday of the one I love :)